#1
ok well, today i was sitting at my computer and i thought to myself, "how can i become a mod?"

any answers?
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#2
first off, you have to sell your soul to satan. secondly, you must agree to be his bitch and suck his chode EVERY day.

or you could just be satan.
#4
be stuck up, arrogant, a prick and make sure the level of authority you have in a pathetic guitar forum shows in your annoying pious personality.
#5
copied from the FAQ

Moderators oversee specific forums. They generally have the ability to edit and delete posts, move threads, and perform other manipulations. Becoming a moderator for a specific forum is usually rewarded to users who are particularly helpful and knowledgeable in the subject of the forum they are moderating.
#6
be really knowledgeable in some area of music (theory or something)
respond to threads and give actual answers that help ppl/are useful
become somewhat well known
pray that they ask you to become a mod

in a nutshell, from what I understand anyways
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#7
hmmm... interesting
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#8
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be stuck up, arrogant, a prick and make sure the level of authority you have in a pathetic guitar forum shows in your annoying pious personality.
no, dipshit. that's how you become fodder for the FotB.
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#9
copied from the FAQ

Quote:
Moderators oversee specific forums. They generally have the ability to edit and delete posts, move threads, and perform other manipulations. Becoming a moderator for a specific forum is usually rewarded to users who are particularly helpful and knowledgeable in the subject of the forum they are moderating.



so basically, you have to be moderating the forum and show prowess to be a moderator? thats like saying the ocean is blue because it reflects the sky and the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean.
#10
eh, whats so great abgout being a mod anyways?
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Im sure he could build himself a cardboard hooker if he needed to.

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#11
first rule of modship is you do not talk about modship


second rule of modship is you DO NOT talk about modship

third through eighth rules basically involve being a chatwhore and sucking a lot of mod dick
#12
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first rule of modship is you do not talk about modship


second rule of modship is you DO NOT talk about modship

third through eighth rules basically involve being a chatwhore and sucking a lot of mod dick



His name is Robert Paulson.
#14
I tried dancing for Doug (casualty) wearing only a speedo and flip-flops but that didn't work.

Even though I DO know most of the mods on a first name basis...
And I have been here since 02...
And I was an original member of "Da Chat" (not The UG Chat)
And I danced for Douggy
#15
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no, dipshit. that's how you become fodder for the FotB.


I never get a chance to go there, i'm always just perma-banned immediately.

Some democracy this is.
#16
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eh, whats so great abgout being a mod anyways?


It obviously interests you. Otherwise, this thread would be nonexistant.

Your first step towards becoming a mod would be deleting this thread before a mod sees it.

^Have fun getting perma-banned again. Ya see, there's this rule about multiple accounts here. *reported*
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#17
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It obviously interests you. Otherwise, this thread would be nonexistant.

Your first step towards becoming a mod would be deleting this thread before a mod sees it.

^Have fun getting perma-banned again. Ya see, there's this rule about multiple accounts here. *reported*



what are you talking about?

this is my only account buddy
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Im sure he could build himself a cardboard hooker if he needed to.

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So you want to hear a joke?
Sure
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