#1
OPERATION GET UNDERAGE KIDS ALCHOHOL

Alright i'm hoping you read the red bolded text above now here's my plea for help from the pit. Me and my cousin (KeKumba) are on a mission to get alchohol for when i visit him in the upcoming week. He's sort of new to the area due to his dad being in the military so he travels alot. That being said he doesn't have sources to buy us alchohol. But you know kids they want to get drunk and do illegal things. So can you give us advice on how to get alchohol? We were thinking of going down to Quebec because he lives in Ottawa and it's honestly a 5 minute drive from his house..

Any tips?

[deleted other one due to crap thread title]
#3
Look, most corner stores in hull dont check id, walk in and grab a couple 5$ 40s of beer and get pissed
Guitars:
1997 Guild Bluesbird
Gibson Les Paul Bfg
Acoustics
Ibanez GSR200FM Bass
Amps:
Bugera V55HD w/avatar cab
Fender Champ 600 with 4 ohm cab
70s traynor 200w head with 2 9x8 cabs for bass
#5
Quote by guylee
be a man and drink rubbing alcohol.

Some kid got in trouble for hand sanitizer at school cuz it has alcohol in it. good times
#6
Quote by frottage
or you could drink something cool like Dr. Pepper.


MT DEW FTW!!!!!
what noob drinks dr pepper
Quote by dethofmoo
haha you said shlong. that means penis. haha your hair is like a penis. penis-hair!



Quote by Vin2254
I once strummed so hard the earth cracked in two and satan rose from the firey pits of hell and marveled in my glorious strumming abilities. True story.
#7
pulling a hey mister worked in the past when i was younger

but now i just walk in, put it on the counter, fork over a 20 and walk out. you just gotta know places that don't card.
Epi Les Paul Standard (vintage sunburst with SD pearly gates pickup in the bridge and SD Alnico II Pro in the neck)
Marshall JCM 2000 DSL 50
Avatar 2x12 (vintage 30 and marshall heritage speakers)
Crybaby 535Q
Boss CE-5
Boss GE-7
Boss TU-2
#8
Quote by uncballer11
MT DEW FTW!!!!!
what noob drinks dr pepper

Mt. Dew is like piss in a bottle.
unless you're talking about Game Fuel or Baja Blast.
#9
What happened to the days when you just opened up mom and dads liquor cabinet?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#10
You should initiate "operation keep away from alcohol and drugs until my brain completes developing."
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#11
In our town, we just ask the drunks outside to buy for us.
TO ALL MY KILLERS AND MY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLERS...
...TO EMO KIDS THAT GOT TOO MANY FEELINGS
#12
Quote by qstionauthority
Some kid got in trouble for hand sanitizer at school cuz it has alcohol in it. good times

your ****ing kidding me , my friend did that too
#15
get a job

finish high school

dont be such a baby and make your life worth something
Epi Les Paul w EMG 81/85
Westone Dimension IV
Crate XT120R


your metallica covers receive iron_maiden97's official "Good Cover Seal"



SAY WHO GIVES A F**K!!!
#16
Learn how to edit your posts so you don't end up triple, quadruple, or even quintuple posting.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#18
Quote by Kizashmir
get a job

finish high school

dont be such a baby and make your life worth something


I appriciate your concern about my life it makes me feel important.
#20
Walk into Wal-Mart. Insert bottle into sweatshirt/pants. Walk out.
FOR AWESOME HANDWOUND PICKUPS, CONTACT CorduroyEW
BOOBS
Quote by ratmblink123
Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#21
Quote by CORT noob
Walk into Wal-Mart. Insert bottle into sweatshirt/pants. Walk out.


You have any idea how much cameras walmart's have?
#22
Quote by frottage
Mt. Dew is like piss in a bottle.
unless you're talking about Game Fuel or Baja Blast.

Game fuel is the ****.
#24
Quote by darkstar2466
You should initiate "operation keep away from alcohol and drugs until my brain completes developing."


dud y u gota rewin da fun? fukin nub itz my budy n i dew watever i wnt wit it, hu da fuk r u 2 tel me i cnt drenk alkohol n dew drgs?
#25
Quote by destroy_techno
I'll e-mail you my ID card.. I hope you're blond and wear glasses


Wait, what?


Lol..



ignore the i love you [edit] the i love you was a joke to a friend i swear
#31
I'll give this to you step by step

1) Walk into store
2) Grab booze
3) Attempt to checkout
and this is where it gets tricky....
IF: the guy sells it to you
4) Get ""cked
IF: the guys a jack@$$
3 1/2) Repeat steps 1-3 in different stores till step 4 is reached

you don't live in the freaking town what can possibly happen?
Edit: Other than a visit from the cops.....
Quote by tjhome28
It annoys me when kids sit there playing the sweet child o mine or smoke on the water intro riff repeatedly
and badly
and so loud the whole shop can't hear themselves think
and with the worst amp settings possible

[/rant]


+1
#32
"hey mister..."
Help Out A Dentist; Play Rugby


I have now met 1/5 of the original GNR lineup.
so far: Steven Adler
to go: Axl, Slash, Izzy, Duff.

Quote by ReeseKillsHIV

You sir, are a nice person.
#33
Quote by Xaveir
I'll give this to you step by step

1) Walk into store
2) Grab booze
3) Attempt to checkout
and this is where it gets tricky....
IF: the guy sells it to you
4) Get ""cked
IF: the guys a jack@$$
3 1/2) Repeat steps 1-3 in different stores till step 4 is reached

you don't live in the freaking town what can possibly happen?


Yeah man that's are best bet and i love being out of town because i can practically do anything without worry so yeah I think i can try that but my cousin has a small sac so idk..
#34
Quote by Processing
Lol..



ignore the i love you [edit] the i love you was a joke to a friend i swear



Is that....

A POKEMON LEAGUE HAT?!?!?!?!
#35
Quote by NowhereOutThere
Is that....

A POKEMON LEAGUE HAT?!?!?!?!


Yeah! ..you would think they would let the pokemon master get some free booze but nope