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To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
lol something good came out of the pit!
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"It doesn't get much beter than that! Ok, maybe a free ibanez guitar and marshall half-stack in perfect condition would be better, but free pancakes comes right behind that"

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"My tone should be like me........FAT! "

Drying Baby
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
Crue Forever!!

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Your ass itches soooo much after you shave God, I've TRIED, and its like...impossible to take them off completely.
Most I've laughed from something from UG in a long time.
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

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On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
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Of all the threads in the Pit to report, you chose this one?

That website has way too many good pics. For example, "Drying Baby" and "Waking Baby".

I mean, come on. Could anybody truly be that stupid to need that website?
My guitar modification blog.
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Jesus was all like "To those about to rock, I salute you." then he grabbed his mighty axe and rocked the Romans out really hard. Of course they were strict classical music so....
This is a joke right? This has GOT to be a joke, some of these pictures are too... rediculous.

Example, these ones:

Who is actually stupid enough to need this site?
I disagree with most of those pictures. Change the noes' to yesses (sp?) and I'll be happy.
... of course it is a joke...
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What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?
Why would it be a joke?

They're all valid points. They just make them humorous so people will remember them more easily, and it makes you want to read on.

Needless to say...

O! music: Click (Youtube)

^ Click to see an acoustic arrangement of Ke$ha's 'Your Love is my Drug' - everyone's favourite song.
these are incredibly old but still entertaining
You are now blinking manually

Make the funny stop. It hurts!
Official member of the "UG Senior Citizens Club For People Over 21"
Official member of the "UG Fat Chicks Appreciation Club" (Yeah, no one will probably follow...)

Hahaha amazing those 4chan ones are quite funny.
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
Those are aaaaaall awesome!!!! And the pedobear one made me laugh so hard... Amazing!
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... Why are you preaching in the pit? The pit is for satanic people looking to fap.

Dost thou feelst lucky, punk?

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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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I skimmed through, saw pregnancy test, and "why is there blood". I'm going to assume you just punched her in the ovaries, problem solved.

Xbox Live GT: VRSlashGnR

I cried.
We spent a lifetime on the
Beaches of Normandy in vain

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oooh look at me, i'm clincher, internet tough guy

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When Nostradamus predicted badassery, he spoke of clincher09.

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UG's NIN fan club
the peadobear one made me lol hard and so did the others really
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Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..


And the amish said let their be CHEESE...


...modes and scales are still useless.

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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

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But our Band is Listana
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Why would it be a joke?

They're all valid points. They just make them humorous so people will remember them more easily, and it makes you want to read on.

Needless to say...

Snowblind 911 completely got it right here.

The dad breastfeeding the baby however was just plain wrong... but funny still
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