#1
I know I'm a little late... but I just got done watching American Beauty for the first time, wow... What a mind****.
#2
I like raping my daughter's friend too.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#3
Quote by darkstar2466
I like raping my daughter's friend too.

ummm he doesnt even have sex with her.....gee ur smart.
but on a different note great movie about american society loved it kevin spacey(sp??) is just brilliant in it.
#4
I fantasize about my friend's daugther too.

Just look at her, sitting in that sandbox... all alone.
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#5
Quote by Kensai
I fantasize about my friend's daugther too.

Just look at her, sitting in that sandbox... all alone.


What are you waiting for, Kensai. Go get 'er, champ!
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#6
Quote by darkstar2466
What are you waiting for, Kensai. Go get 'er, champ!


Can't.


Restraining order
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#7
Quote by Kensai
Can't.


Restraining order


But... it's... worth it.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#8
Quote by Kensai
Can't.


Restraining order


that's never stopped me.
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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#9
Quote by Kensai
Can't.


Restraining order


wear a disguise? i have an afro wig you can borrow if you want...
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#10
I can't stand either Thora Birch or Wes Bentley in American Beauty - pretentious, self righteous teenagers. Annette Bening and Kevin Spacey made that movie for me. Mena Suvari was pretty funny as well.
#11
Quote by Kensai
Can't.


Restraining order



The electronic shock tag on your ankle wont hurt that badly. Focus on the prize!
#13
fluff on the muff = good enough
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Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

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Goose is my Hero.

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Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#14
Great movie. I've seen the last 3/4 and I need to see the beginning. The scene where they pan out from the newspaper with the monologue in the background = epic.
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My weirdest dream would have to be when I dreamed that I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...that was pretty screwed up.
#15
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Great movie. I've seen the last 3/4 and I need to see the beginning. The scene where they pan out from the newspaper with the monologue in the background = epic.

A lot of people seem to love that scene. Sappy bull**** in my opinion.
#17
Quote by filthandfury
FACT: Thora Birch was only 16 in that movie. You pedo.


it's still love.
#18
Quote by darkstar2466
I like raping my daughter's friend too.

I'm fairly certain there wasn't any rape, or any allusion to rape, in the film.
#19
Quote by Kensai
Can't.


Restraining order

no piece of paper can stop a love strong enough to warrant one
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Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#20
Just finished watching it (old school VHS) and I have to say that was a great movie. Didn't expect it to end like that though.
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#21
Quote by Kensai
Can't.


Restraining order
If you get her to come to you then it's her that broke the order and you're safe

Oh, and the film sucks.
#22
Someone told me I looked like the girl that Kevin Spacey wanted...that's not good...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#24
Quote by denizenz
FACT: Mena Suvari can, and has on several occasions, landed helicopters on her forehead.

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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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I skimmed through, saw pregnancy test, and "why is there blood". I'm going to assume you just punched her in the ovaries, problem solved.


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#25
Tis one of my more favourite films.
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