Poll: How?
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Standing
367 86%
Sitting
38 9%
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20 5%
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#1
I've been wondering over the last few days, how do the majority of men urinate?

Personally I sit down for 2 main reasons:
1. You don't ever miss the rim
2. Sometimes I just can't be arsed standing (like in the morning when you feel light-headed).

I realise that sitting might be weird, but it's the most logical way of doing it I think. I just never saw the attraction of urinating while standing.

So, how do you piss?

Poll up.

Edit: Oh by the way, I mean at home. I never sit on public toilets, that's just gross, and it doesn't matter if you miss a bit there anyway.
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Last edited by breadstick at Jun 11, 2008,
#6
i used to sit down due to laziness, but then i started standing up again, cause i couldnt be arsed to undo my belt and pull my trousers and underwear down and pull em back up when i finished
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#7
wtf?

Pissing while standing is the only way to do it. Sitting down is for women. Besides, my penis is too big to sit down and piss.
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#8
i would never sit to pee, purely cause i dont like having my dick in the bowl...

like the other day i was having diarreah and i was getting loads of splash back and its not the sort of place you want your wang to be lol
#9
WTF the pit really is a strange place to lurk
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#11
Standing, on my roof, naked, at the crack of dawn, in the direction of the rising morning sun.

And only once a day, there' sonly one dawn a day, y'know.

EDIT:

Quote by breadstick
I've been wondering over the last few days, how do the majority of men urinate?


Did anyone else notice this? Why the hell would you think about this?

Last edited by soulflyV at Jun 11, 2008,
#12
Quote by Axeman99
wtf?

Pissing while standing is the only way to do it. Sitting down is for women. Besides, my penis is too big to sit down and piss.

It's not like you just let it hang there, you still gotta aim it.
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#13
when im drunk i piss all over myself (hahahahahahah)
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#15
i piss when i'm with your mum.

you add it up.

edit: I apologise for that comment. I stand up.
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#17
Quote by breadstick
It's not like you just let it hang there, you still gotta aim it.


Yeah but you'd have to force it downwards into the bowl

Its a lot easier to:

zip
flop
shoot

(aiming optional)
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#18
Well personally if I sit down having a piss my dick slightly touhes the water at the bottom of the bog so i stand on ladder to keep it dry
#20
Standing, although morning wood can sometimes cause a huge drop in accuracy, in which case I will sit.
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#21
Quote by 360ollie
Well personally if I sit down having a piss my dick slightly touhes the water at the bottom of the bog so i stand on ladder to keep it dry

Oh, the water has probably just backed up because you used too much toilet paper or took a HUGE dump. A plunger would fix that.
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#22
Sitting at home, it's gross when there are small drops everywhere around.
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#24
Through my arse.
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#25
Quote by breadstick
Oh, the water has probably just backed up because you used too much toilet paper or took a HUGE dump. A plunger would fix that.



lol no thats not the reason the water is only like 1cm deep in my bog
sometimes i piss in my girlfriends shes wierd like that and finds it a turn on
#27
Alright this is how I do it and only how I do it.

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#28
Quote by 360ollie
lol no thats not the reason the water is only like 1cm deep in my bog
sometimes i piss in my girlfriends shes wierd like that and finds it a turn on

I was being sarcastic while trying to make a come back to your joke. And yes, we all know it's a joke.
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#31
I used to stand about 5 meters away and see it I could get it to the toilet, nearly always found the toothbrushes though.
#32
standing, probly should sit though

i oddly lose balance and have piss shivers every 3 seconds
#33
Depends if i want to read the newspaper
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#34
backwards with my dick between my legs. ( and then try to hit it.)
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#35
both.....
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#37
Seriously, pissing in the shower is the best thing ever. Anyone who knocks it clearly hasn't done it.
#38
If i sat, my dick would be down in the water.

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