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#1
Y'all know what to do (im guessing)

if you dont... yerr just say what the dumbest thing someone has asked you


okies
here goes...


When I went to America these girls asked me what language we speak in England



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#2
This guy on xbox live asked me why my "American accent" is so wierd. I simply replied that I was talking english.

pretty dumb
#3
I've been asked why guys like lesbians.
Irony FTW.

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#4
This one guy asked me: Whats the dumbest thing you've ever been asked?

That was pretty dumb
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#5
This guy on the internet asked

Dumbest thing you've ever been asked?

Sorry for being such a dick

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Quote by Fucking loads of people who were appeasing me in order for me to write
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#6
a guy once asked me..what's it like in the womens bathroom...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#7
A while back, while on a rollercoaster a girl asked me if i wanted a hair band thing and when we got off asked for it back again. O.o That was a rather WTF moment.
#8
Quote by shredfest
I've been asked why guys like lesbians.



, how can someone not understand that?
#9
Quote by Dudududa
This one guy asked me: Whats the dumbest thing you've ever been asked?

That was pretty dumb



woo

I was waiting for the first person to say that



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#10
I was working in a big store. Had to fill the soaps and shower gels and stuff. So I got this weird looking shampoo that I can't find. So I stand still to have a good look at that shampoo. When I turn my head to the products for sale to look for it some couple almost freaked out to then geniously ask me if I wasn't a dummy (/ mannequin, dunno the english word for it) :s
#11
Quote by cherrysweed
, how can someone not understand that?

I don't. It's just one - or two - more girls that won't sleep with me.

Then again, I don't really care for porn as a whole nowadays.
#12
Quote by cherrysweed
, how can someone not understand that?



That was my exact response.
Irony FTW.

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#14
Quote by polargimp
are the songs on guitar hero real songs?




wow that is dumb



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#15
Me: "I was playing the riff from Black Dog.."
Girl: "What's that? A song?"
Me: "It's a song by Led Zeppelin."
Girl: "Who's he?"


...


*strangles girl with his dick*
#16
i was in the backyard hanging a swing from a tree for my kids ( i got 3 of them) and a guy walking by asked my if i am a mormon or somethin? keep in mind im 6 foot 4, tattooed, wearing green steel toe docmartens, and black shorts , and a gwar shirt lol.


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#17
"Since your mum's Scottish, does that mean she's an immigrant?"
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
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#18
i was working at a grocery store, and this really old woman comes up to me and asks "where are your nuts?" sooo many great answers to that question.
#19
Quote by jymellis
i was in the backyard hanging a swing from a tree for my kids ( i got 3 of them) and a guy walking by asked my if i am a mormon or somethin? keep in mind im 6 foot 4, tattooed, wearing green steel toe docmartens, and black shorts , and a gwar shirt lol.


jym



i can picture that now



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#20
"Who's Hendrix and what's Woodstock?" - I forgave her (after killing her first)

"Is Scotland in England?" - By some English girls

"Is Canada actually pink?" - When you look at maps, it's got different colours on each country, to help separate them or something? Yeah.


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#22
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#23
Lmao in a history lesson a few years ago, the teacher was going round asking if we'd prefer to have been a king or a queen in the 16th century, it went pretty much like this;

"Joe?"
"King"
"Emma?"
"King"
"James?"
"King"
"Claire?"
"Umm... cake?!"

I nearly fell off my chair laughing. <3
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#24
no one asked this to me but these two chicks were talking about guitar hero and one says
"hey your really good at guitar hero I bet real guitar is a lot easier" I was just like "WHAT!!!!"
#25
Quote by palmer0700
no one asked this to me but these two chicks were talking about guitar hero and one says
"hey your really good at guitar hero I bet real guitar is a lot easier" I was just like "WHAT!!!!"


if you didnt kill them or rape them
then you sir

fail



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#26
whos that idiot with the same name as george.....and while i was at archery with my sister, the end broke off one of my arrows.
my sister "headless arrows....thats a bit pointless isnt it?" we didnt realise what she'd said for about 10 minutes
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#27
Quote by moody git
whos that idiot with the same name as george.....and while i was at archery with my sister, the end broke off one of my arrows.
my sister "headless arrows....thats a bit pointless isnt it?" we didnt realise what she'd said for about 10 minutes


omg

how could you not realise that?



"Ein Herz von flimmernden Hirngespinsten,
Ohne Halt und ohne Boden.
Feuer des Winters,
Herr der Träume,
Vater aller Türen: Öffne!"
Paysage d'Hiver - Ich schreite
#28
halfway through Ironman...

"Hey Nicolas, does Tony own Stark Industries?"

"no, they just took his name because Vandenlandenburg didn't fit."

"really?"

"shut up Matt. just shut up."
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#30
Okies...so I'm having an argument with a friend about who is better...Hendrix or Malmsteen

Friend: Malmsteen is great

Me: Jimi Hendrix is a great guitarist, but yngwie malmsteen is pretty good too

Random Idiot in my form: N0 BiLlIe JoE aRmStRoNg Is TeH 1337 lolzors


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#31
I was in Wal-mart, and some mexican lady started talking in spanish to me. I just told her I don't speak spanish.

But I bet whatever she was asking was a dumb question.
#33
"what time's the ten to 7 bus?"
WONGA!
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#34
time for a simpsons quote me thinks.... "operater, get me the number for 911!"
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#35
ialways get aske "is that a hole in your ear or is it juts a big earring"

my girlfriend also asked me if you get wet on the logflum i was like... duh!
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#36
I was driving a friend of mine to her house and I had my Ipod playing through my radio. Iron Maiden came on and she said, "eww, do you really listen to this kind of music?." I said, "no, I just put it on my Ipod to take up space."
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#38
Quote by guitardude34875
what did you say back to them?


I can't really remember.
It involved something to do with it being two of a good thing though.
Irony FTW.

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#39
Quote by Sabbath89
I was driving a friend of mine to her house and I had my Ipod playing through my radio. Iron Maiden came on and she said, "eww, do you really listen to this kind of music?." I said, "no, I just put it on my Ipod to take up space."


That's not a stupid question though, because you might have had it on for other reasons. Or maybe she was just phrasing her disgust as a rhetorical question?

You just gave a sarcastic answer.
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Oh ****

Aaaah well. It gives me an excuse to rape.


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#40
Do you go to this school? no, i just wear the uniform and take part in the lessons
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