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#1
Name some awful guitar solos.

Here's a starter:

Ripping Corpse ~ Kreator: The solo in the middle of the song - It's just...well, awful.

Angel of Death ~ Slayer: I'll probably get some **** for this. But when this solo starts, I turn the song off. It doesn't fit at all IMO.
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#3
Every Slayer solo after Show No Mercy
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#5
Anything by a guitarist who has crappy tone or just generally isn;t good enough for what they're playing.

Most Indie and Pop Punky bands.

^oh and Slayer....Keery King can sure play guitar but he sure can't write solo's for ****.
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#7
I have always really hated the solo in "Battery" by Metallica. It sounds awesome until he turns on his ****ty wah-wah pedal. Come to think of it I hate anything with too much wah. I will edit more in when I can think of them...
#13
FOB's cover of Beat It, the covers bad enough already, then theres a ****ty half arsed solo. just terrible
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#14
Audioslave - Original Fire...I like Tom Morello but this solo is lame
#15
The solo in Bulls on Parade when he's just rubbing his hand on the strings. I mean, wtf is that?
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#16
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Someone posted an A7X vid last night with a horrendous solo in it.

most his live solo's effin suck... studio stuff is awesome xD
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#19
Because I'm Awesome-The Dollyrots (seriously...listen for yourself...it's...amazingly bad)

In Bloom, Blew-Nirvana (I just didn't like the solo from In Bloom and the one in Blew has amazing tone just crap playing)

5 Minutes Alone, Becoming, Drag The Water-Pantera (useless solo that really didn't need to be there and weren't played very well)
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#21
Alestorm - Huntmaster (the guitar solo is just off key and there are these really ****ty sweeps which dont fit the song.. i really cringe at that part..) I do love Alestorm though!
#22
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Any Slayer solo.


Yeah, just about. The thing I hate personally about the Angel of Death solo is how the song just stops...and then goes into it. It totally killed the flow of the song.
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#23
SikTh - Another Sinking Ship.

Talk about destroying a great song with a horrible 2 min solo.
#24
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most his live solo's effin suck... studio stuff is awesome xD


Synyster Gates sucks unbelievably HUGE penis.

This is my proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEydKC680Ik
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#26
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Audioslave - Original Fire...I like Tom Morello but this solo is lame


THAT SOLO IS INSANELY AWESOME!

...it just sounds like meowing cats
#28
Not a guitar solo, but the solo in Icky Thump - White Stripes. It's the first time I wanted to rip my ears off and permently seal them shut it was so bad.
#30
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This is my proof.

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like i said: it's him doing it IRL at once xD. if he does it in the studio he gets it right sometime. and say what you want, i'll suck his unbelievably HUGE penis xD i ****ing love that guy xD

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5 Minutes Alone, Becoming, Drag The Water-Pantera (useless solo that really didn't need to be there and weren't played very well)

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#32
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or bat country solo at ozzfest last year....they completely skipped it cause he couldnt play it live.
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#33
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THat's like 3 years old. Give me proof that he still sucks.


+1

its pretty dumb how people say that syn sucks and as their proof they post videos years old. people do get better after time....

just post a recent video of his suckage and then its all good
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#34
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Audioslave - Original Fire...I like Tom Morello but this solo is lame


Agreed.

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The solo in Bulls on Parade when he's just rubbing his hand on the strings. I mean, wtf is that?


I love that solo...

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#35
dream theaters cover of 'cemetery gates by pantera' with dave mustaine... his part was just bad.
#37
The solo in Slipknot's Pulse of the Maggots made me want to asphyxiate myself with my own testicles.

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#38
sunshine of your love: the beginning of the solo is just... painful

oh, and every kerry king solo, and most of tom morello's solos (for god's sake, how much can you use a digitech whammy pedal?)
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#40
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+1

its pretty dumb how people say that syn sucks and as their proof they post videos years old. people do get better after time....

just post a recent video of his suckage and then its all good

wooohooo im not the only one who likes syn xD
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