#1
Telemarketers are definitely one of God's greatest gifts to the planet, agreed? Good.



Well, I've recently gotten a job as a telemarketer...it's an easy job with alright pay so hey why not? Plus I get to piss off a lot of people which I find to be a hilarious time. The more pissed off someone is, the better my job gets. I've been yelled at a lot of times, all while trying to stifle my laughter.

Anyways, enough about me. I want to know what you guys think of telemarketers. Alright, so I know the answer is pretty obvious, but who knows, maybe somebody here loves telemarketers. To be honest, before I got this job I used to love reverse-prank-calling telemarketers. Like pretending to be an old woman and keeping them on the line for 20 minutes...always a good time. Actually, I still love doing that.

Okay so basically, this: Do you mind telemarketers? Share some good stories about telemarketers. Are YOU a TELEMARKETER or have you ever been a TELEMARKETER?

p.s. Using the skits from Seinfeld are not funny. They are funny on the show, but when you use them word for word against me I am not amused. Keep this in mind if I ever call you to buy a newspaper.
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#2
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ofcourse i laughed xD

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#4
I don't mind the occasional telemarketer call... it's when they KEEP CALLING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Yeah, I like pranking them. I've done the classic popping of a balloon and then shouting, "AUGH! I've been shot!" and promptly hanging up.
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#6
My answer is obvious. I do give you guys respect for dealing with people yelling at you all day. Must get annoying after awhile...
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#7
I love messing with you guys... Mostly because most telemarketers seem not human. But I guess your one of the few human ones .
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#8
I hate telemarketers.

If I WANT something, I'll go to the shop and fucking buy it, not sit around and wait for someone to call who just happens to be selling one.
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#9
I don't hate the people working in the call centres...they're just doing a job. I hate being called though.
#10
i pep talk telemarketers. it's fun.
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#12
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My answer is obvious. I do give you guys respect for dealing with people yelling at you all day. Must get annoying after awhile...


Nah, it gets annoying when people are nice to me all day, because it makes my day very boring. I actually do like getting yelled at, or people just messing with me.

Couple examples:

1. *guy picks up phone* "BLOW ME." *hangs up*

2. Me: "Hello, can I speak with Charles?"
Charles: "Actually, I'm just about to stick my dyck in my girlfriend's ass and blow a load all over her face and tits. Could you give me a call back in about 15 minutes?"
Me: "Yea sure, have fun man."
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#13
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I hate telemarketers.

If I WANT something, I'll go to the shop and fucking buy it, not sit around and wait for someone to call who just happens to be selling one.

agreed
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#15
my fav
me: hello
tellemarketer: hi is mr such in such home
me: no im sorry theyv passed away but if yould like to contact the funeral home i can give you the number

lol
#16
Yes I have worked in a call center for my university. Man did that job suck.
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#17
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my fav
me: hello
tellemarketer: hi is mr such in such home
me: no im sorry theyv passed away but if yould like to contact the funeral home i can give you the number

lol


Ugh, those are the worst. It makes me feel so awkward.

One old lady was like, "If you want to speak with him you'll have to go to Heaven." and I just said, "OKAY!" and hung up. I felt like a huge ass
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#18
where's that video with the old lady who states "telemarketing is worse then rape and murder put together."?