Pretty self explanitory, post the best bathroom wall poetry you've read.

I'll start: "They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the ****-house phantom strikes again".
here I sit at a loss, trying like hell to **** out taco sauce. I hope and Pray that the day doesn't end this way.
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Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid 20p and only farted

''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
"who writes s*** on bathroom walls''
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
No poetry... I have seen some screwed up art, though! You know, like big mangina monsters stealing the souls of broccoli children.
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Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army

^ lol
Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to ****, but decided to rub one out instead. Don't touch the handrail.
"I woz ere now i'm not
I'm round da back smokin pot"

This has always been a classic, also appears on exam tables too.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it

O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
If your reading this Pause here that noise. next stall over thats the sound your girlfriend makes when see sucking my balls
"If you want big black cock
come round here at 6 o clock"

I am dead serious.
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Give him a handjob

Had to consolidate the sig.
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid 20p and only farted

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Trying to Sh_it but only farting"

"Shes a tear that will hang inside me forever"

"Give a helping handjob"

"Hitlers wasted youth"

"Arts degrees here"[written on a toilet papaer dispenser]
multicolour random messge!

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"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
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"Arts degrees here"[written on a toilet papaer dispenser]

I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it

O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
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The pit on incest....

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more like WINcest amirite?

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i write "bulemia was here" quite a bit

mostly its just "I CJ" or "RYAN IS A FLAMING ****" or stuff like that

theres one that says "dominique would like some sausage"

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
I was in one where there was those advert posters in the plastic casing on the side. You know, because you're always in a buying mood when you ****?

Well, there was one advertising Maroon 5's new album, and some ingenius guy with a sharpie wrote "FAG ROCK" on the side of it.

I keyed "Agreed" underneath and drew dicks in front of their faces.

Yay for vandalism!

I also saw one where it was like "Jared was here", then someone had put "**** you Mike" and crossed out the first one.

Then I guess the guy came back and was like "What the ****? Who's Mike?", like they were starting a conversation. I went back to that mall in like a week and the guy had written: "Your boyfriend". A lot of lame ****.
I was an Internet Witness in the mike.h Murder Case.
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this man is right. everything he says is right. so, stop killing people and get therapy ffs
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I have a book full of the best bathroom grafittis, but it's all in german

couldn't translate em for us please
*puppy dog eyes*
Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted,
Later on I took a chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants.

From a restruant in my town.
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I've done it before.... but where did you see that?
I've bought, sold, and traded more gear than I care to admit.
"Do I have to file bankruptcy with my spouse?"
A play off of a really retarted local commercial, for some reason it made me laugh.
We don't get much good graffiti in the girl's bathrooms

I did see a really cool shroom once at school though. I think some one skipped class and was hanging out in the stall because it was really elaborate with a bunch of colors and swirls and stuff. That was the only stall I ever went into because it gave me something to marvel at while I went
on monday i was at a gas station in kentucky pissing.

it said:

"darius davis eats dick"

and below that:

"bull****. i be suckin' it. - DD"
"Džaba ste krečili"(You repainted for nothing) on a newly repainted wall

"Nemate toliko boje koliko mi imamo spreja"(You don't have as much paint as we have spraypaint) on a wall that has been repainted just because you sprayed on the 1st sentence

It sounds a lot better in Croatian though
Hodam,a stojim...
i draw random sh!t on the toilet seat, and write stupid poems on the walls.

like i drew these two huge creepy looking eyeballs on the seat and wrote "i'm watching you"

i kinda hope there were girls walking around with sharpie eyes on their @sses for awhile...

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
"If you voted for Bush than you can't **** here, your ass holes in Washington"
Not poetry but still good.
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in you sig if you like bagels.