#1
Pretty self explanitory, post the best bathroom wall poetry you've read.

I'll start: "They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the ****-house phantom strikes again".
#3
here I sit at a loss, trying like hell to **** out taco sauce. I hope and Pray that the day doesn't end this way.
#4
The Schools is going to Blow up Tomorrow at 11am!
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#7
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Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid 20p and only farted



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#8
"who writes s*** on bathroom walls''
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#9
No poetry... I have seen some screwed up art, though! You know, like big mangina monsters stealing the souls of broccoli children.
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#11
Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to ****, but decided to rub one out instead. Don't touch the handrail.
#12
"I woz ere now i'm not
I'm round da back smokin pot"

This has always been a classic, also appears on exam tables too.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


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#14
If your reading this Pause here that noise. next stall over thats the sound your girlfriend makes when see sucking my balls
#15
"If you want big black cock
come round here at 6 o clock"

I am dead serious.
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Give him a handjob


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#16
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid 20p and only farted


"Here I sit broken hearted,
Trying to Sh_it but only farting"


"Shes a tear that will hang inside me forever"

"Give a helping handjob"

"Hitlers wasted youth"

"Arts degrees here"[written on a toilet papaer dispenser]
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"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
#17
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"Arts degrees here"[written on a toilet papaer dispenser]

Legend
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#19
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#20


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#21
i write "bulemia was here" quite a bit

mostly its just "I CJ" or "RYAN IS A FLAMING ****" or stuff like that

theres one that says "dominique would like some sausage"

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#22
I was in one where there was those advert posters in the plastic casing on the side. You know, because you're always in a buying mood when you ****?

Well, there was one advertising Maroon 5's new album, and some ingenius guy with a sharpie wrote "FAG ROCK" on the side of it.


I keyed "Agreed" underneath and drew dicks in front of their faces.


Yay for vandalism!

I also saw one where it was like "Jared was here", then someone had put "**** you Mike" and crossed out the first one.

Then I guess the guy came back and was like "What the ****? Who's Mike?", like they were starting a conversation. I went back to that mall in like a week and the guy had written: "Your boyfriend". A lot of lame ****.
I was an Internet Witness in the mike.h Murder Case.
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#24
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I have a book full of the best bathroom grafittis, but it's all in german

couldn't translate em for us please
please
*puppy dog eyes*
#25
Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted,
Later on I took a chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants.

From a restruant in my town.
#26
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EPIC.


WHERE DID YOU SEE THAT?!

I've done it before.... but where did you see that?
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#27
"Do I have to file bankruptcy with my spouse?"
A play off of a really retarted local commercial, for some reason it made me laugh.
We don't get much good graffiti in the girl's bathrooms


I did see a really cool shroom once at school though. I think some one skipped class and was hanging out in the stall because it was really elaborate with a bunch of colors and swirls and stuff. That was the only stall I ever went into because it gave me something to marvel at while I went
#29
on monday i was at a gas station in kentucky pissing.

it said:

"darius davis eats dick"

and below that:

"bull****. i be suckin' it. - DD"
#DTWD
#30
"Džaba ste krečili"(You repainted for nothing) on a newly repainted wall

"Nemate toliko boje koliko mi imamo spreja"(You don't have as much paint as we have spraypaint) on a wall that has been repainted just because you sprayed on the 1st sentence

It sounds a lot better in Croatian though
Hodam,a stojim...
#31
i draw random sh!t on the toilet seat, and write stupid poems on the walls.

like i drew these two huge creepy looking eyeballs on the seat and wrote "i'm watching you"

i kinda hope there were girls walking around with sharpie eyes on their @sses for awhile...

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#33
"If you voted for Bush than you can't **** here, your ass holes in Washington"
Not poetry but still good.
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