#1
I was practicing the other night and when I was done I lamented at how bad I was, and wished soooo badly that I was better. I recalled that some thought Robert Johnson himself made a deal with the devil long ago, and thats how he became an axe master seemingly overnight.

Just then, P00F!!!, a little red imp with hooves appeared on the floor next to my amp. He caressed my guitars and said "So, you long for the power?!" He had a sly grin. "Power?" I echoed. "Dont be timid now" he said, "Your desires have brought me here, and here I am". He then unfurled a ragged looking scroll that must have been 6 feet long. Scrawled in blood were the familiar names of guitar greats both past and present.

The imp rolled the list back and and said he would return in 3 days for my answer.

What should I do????
#2
I'm tempted to report this for spam.
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#4
Spam? Uh, ok...

No. Just a slight departure from the regular mind numbing "which guitar, amp, stop fret buzz etc." threads.

Really though, its almost how I feel. I know its going to take time, but I see guys like Guthrie Govan and Joe Bonamassa and I lose all hope. These guys are guitar freaks, or they made a shady deal that will cost them for all eternity....
#5
Definately sell your soul. it'll be a laugh
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#6
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#8
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Definately sell your soul. it'll be a laugh


Apparently they have different "soul service plans".

Plan one grants you Hendrix, SRV, Rhodes skills, but your numbers up pretty quickly after that.

Plan two you still get awesome skills, but fame is not guarenteed. Its hit or miss, but you pretty much get to live your life out. This seemed to be the most popular.

Plan three was popular too. According to the imp, its all the rage now. You think you get skills and this is reinforced by being in a semi popular band, but in reality you still suck. I saw Synster Gates under this plan....
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#9
SRV lived quite long, I say go with plan one. You sold your soul, now make the freakin' most of it. Don't be that sucker we all see at the pub with too many skills and not enough thrills.
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#10
Become a satanist.

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#11
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SRV lived quite long, I say go with plan one. You sold your soul, now make the freakin' most of it. Don't be that sucker we all see at the pub with too many skills and not enough thrills.


Quote of the day!
#12
I like this, but it belongs in the pit

+ i liked my story of defeating satan in the form of tom morello at the crossroads which was inspired by a kid who lied about dueling morello at a guitar center! (that one belonged in the pit too so they locked it)

i woulnt report it though, 9 times outta 10 i think thats a dick move
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#13
Yeah, no need to lock. They can just move. I actually didnt mean to post it here, but I always instinctually come here first.

Glad you can see/appreciate the humor.
#14
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inspired by a kid who lied about dueling morello at a guitar center!
lmfao i remember that
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#15
I'd sell my soul for a gun so I could cap his ass and take it back.
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#16
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Quote of the day!


*bows*

Glad to see my humour is also appreciated here
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