#1
And it was pretty good. I don't know where all this "Oh god I ate mcdonalds and now am throwing up all over the computer HELP ME UG" thoughts come from.
#2
*Reported*
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko