Sorry if this is old, but I can't stop laughing.

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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
Hahah... Lol?!
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Ugh, it's starting to seem like a lot of companies hire female interviewers just because the boss thinks they're hot. Dean Guitars has that one chick who always gets drunk and makes herself look stupid, and this girl just asked one of the dumbest questions you could possibly ask. Seriously, I would rather hear an interview from some random dude who actually knows what he's talking about than a dumb girl with good looks.
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