#4
i think i was googling guitar parts and this came up.. wierd
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#6
I have an even better one:
Play death metal and dress like kiss.

I just saved you the time of reading that.
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#7
that's great!


Oh **** I laughed! Oh well there goes my dream of being a trve black metaller.
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#9
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oh god
that reminds me of this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKzlfqmzpQ
watch haha


Thats the funniest thing i've seen in a long time ahahhaha
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PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#11
Quote by NorfIrIon
I have an even better one:
Play death metal and dress like kiss.

I just saved you the time of reading that.


oh man, you just phailed so fucking hard...


hilarious article though.
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#13
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oh man, you just phailed so fucking hard...


hilarious article though.


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#14
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If you do anything relating to black metal, you sir, fail.


Considering you list bands like Cradle of Filth (who are in fact a faux black metal band) and Nickleback amongst your favorite bands I'm not even going to really bother responding to that.
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#15
"No song you write can be under ten minutes long. At the same time, the number of different riffs can be freely chosen. One is a good amount. Two isn’t bad, either. More is ok too, I guess, but in that case turn your sound even crappier, so nobody can tell. And every time you release an album, invent a separate genre for it. A new one for every album! For example: brutal necroevil panzerfaust metal; satanic evilnecro faust's panzer metal; diabolic faustnecro panzerevil metal etc. Combine freely."

This is good stuff TS. And I actually listen to black metal.

"You must sing like a cat being raped, because that is the only vocal style accepted in black metal circles. While singing in English is relatively ok, it is somewhat prone to sell-outism. There are three languages that are superior to others, and it would be best if you sang in one of these languages, which are Norwegian, Latin and Orkish. It is even better if neither the singer nor the author of the lyrics actually knows the language."

haha
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#16
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Considering you list bands like Cradle of Filth (who are in fact a faux black metal band) and Nickleback amongst your favorite bands I'm not even going to really bother responding to that.

ohhh....damn. shut down.
#17
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oh god
that reminds me of this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKzlfqmzpQ
watch haha

that's hilarious
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#18
Creating a logo for your band is easier than you might think. First write down the name of your band in clear, plain letters on a sheet of paper. Next cut up the sheet into twenty four to forty eight pieces (you can freely pick the number you prefer). Next put on a blindfold and attempt to glue the pieces back together. Remove the blindfold and add a couple of pentagrams or an upside down cross to the mess in front of you. If you can’t make heads or tails of your creation, it’s a good logo


#19
This is stinkin hilarious!
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#20
Wow, this is the funniest page I've seen in a long time.

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#22
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...I really hope you're being sarcastic.
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#23
Quote by Kevin97220
oh god
that reminds me of this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKzlfqmzpQ
watch haha


I couldn't breathe. That was the funny s**t I've heard in a long time.

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#24
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haha!!!
#27
this is full of win

Try to get the worst production possible. The rule in black metal circles is that a proper black metal recording must have horrible quality. The recommended recording device is an answering machine. It’s best to do the recording in a forest. Hide the answering machine under a tree stump and write your albums on CDs made of peeled birch bark. That adds “atmosphere”. You also can’t have low frequencies on your albums. If it doesn’t hurt your ears, it’s not good. In that case, push mid frequencies to the maximum immediately. Not that you need to know what this “frequencies” mumbo jumbo is. These go together with recording studios and are therefore commercial ****
#28
Note: Dani filth sucks ass

Did anyone else notice that?
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#29
love
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#35
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Old.

you're old
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PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#36
Anaal Nathrakh.

Doesn't that name mean "serpent's breath?" From a book or something? I remember reading it somewhere.
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#37
Major lulz
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#38
I didn't find it very funny, maybe it's because I'm a black metal guy but it could also be due to how stale this joke is. Yeah we get it, you think black metal is stupid.

Anyway, you don't have to be from Scandinavia to play black metal. Canadians can do it to, though after the 6 months of winter we have to go back to playing classic rock like Heart, Rush and April Wine.
#39
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