Just because i act ugly
dosent mean i'm a kamikaze
i dont walk around with ak's and bombs strapped across me
but i've got this grenade tied to the waist
and i'll be throwing it ur way if u f*** up my day
so please behave, especially u ladies
cos i aint here to be played with
the only thing that needs playing with
is where my genitals used to be placed
too bad they've now been erased, i tried to shave my pubes
threw a mental fit and my hand started to shake
now i've got this f***in razor blade stuck to the base of where my penis used to lay.