#3
any particular reason you feel like crap?

if its a girl problem, kill/rape her
fap
play guitar

these are the responses you will get.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#4
Masturbate furiously.
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#6
Go play your guitar (this happens to be a guitarist website ).
Got a question about Baritone guitars? Feel free to PM me.

Thanks to UG, I converted from Metalcore to some "real" Metal.
#7
Quote by CFH82
Masturbate furiously.
Actually I don't recommend this. I recommend going to pornographic websites, and start with very softcore pornography. Then move to lesbians, and then move to about as grosss as it gets for you to still be turned on. An hour should have passed by know. THEN masturbate furiously. I recommend drawing a picture of a woman's face on a white t-shirt, then ejaculating on to that, and make sure that it's a t-shirt you don't care about, then you won't have to worry as much when you're finished about cleaning up the mess. Try not to do this too much on one particular t-shirt, because over time it will become stiff as cardboard, and yellow/orange (the residue).

But most importantly, have fun.
#9
damn all of these are kinda funny but anything besides that. some mellow stoner music perhaps any reccomendations
#10
Quote by indianrawwr
damn all of these are kinda funny but anything besides that. some mellow stoner music perhaps any reccomendations


Sublime or Bob Marley
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#11
Quote by NutZz?
any particular reason you feel like crap?

if its a girl problem, kill/rape her
fap
play guitar

these are the responses you will get.




Might as well save yourself everyone else's comments.
#12
guys are right.
fap.
it helps.
"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." -Mark Twain
#13
Quote by The Madcap
Actually I don't recommend this. I recommend going to pornographic websites, and start with very softcore pornography. Then move to lesbians, and then move to about as grosss as it gets for you to still be turned on. An hour should have passed by know. THEN masturbate furiously. I recommend drawing a picture of a woman's face on a white t-shirt, then ejaculating on to that, and make sure that it's a t-shirt you don't care about, then you won't have to worry as much when you're finished about cleaning up the mess. Try not to do this too much on one particular t-shirt, because over time it will become stiff as cardboard, and yellow/orange (the residue).

But most importantly, have fun.


That's my Friday night.
#15

He will make you feel better.

Quote by The Madcap
Actually I don't recommend this. I recommend going to pornographic websites, and start with very softcore pornography. Then move to lesbians, and then move to about as grosss as it gets for you to still be turned on. An hour should have passed by know. THEN masturbate furiously. I recommend drawing a picture of a woman's face on a white t-shirt, then ejaculating on to that, and make sure that it's a t-shirt you don't care about, then you won't have to worry as much when you're finished about cleaning up the mess. Try not to do this too much on one particular t-shirt, because over time it will become stiff as cardboard, and yellow/orange (the residue).

But most importantly, have fun.

What, trying to make another Metal Claw?
sup?