#1
: i have a flying-V with a shorter leg, and i was playing standing up and i have a crappy strap and it fell and the V cut my wire, it was really expensive, like 50 bucks, im raging pissed, and i have a gig in a week
#2
run on sentence much? also, to me this made no sense...
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#3
strap locks are your best friend.
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run on sentence much? also, to me this made no sense...


ya, haha, i trip on my words all the time
#8
must be a sharp guitar...
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#9
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strap locks are your best friend.


you should definitely invest into some strap locks, it will guarantee this wont happen again, unless you grab a knife and cut through your strap.
#10
It cut the strap? Dude, is it a BC Rich or something? Those things can take off your nipple.
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#12
wow, guess it's time to buy a new cable, this is why I generally don't use $50 guitar cables unless i need a 50"
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#13
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: i have a flying-V with a shorter leg, and i was playing standing up and i have a crappy strap and it fell and the V cut my wire, it was really expensive, like 50 bucks, im raging pissed, and i have a gig in a week


So borrow someone elses lead, or get a new one

PS Your sentence structure and irrelevant smilie usage would make even Chuck Norris cry
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#14
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It cut the strap? Dude, is it a BC Rich or something? Those things can take off your nipple.

I know all too well about the nipple cutting abilities of BC Riches .
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#15
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So borrow someone elses lead, or get a new one

PS Your sentence structure and irrelevant smilie usage would make even Chuck Norris cry



somewhere, chuck norris read that.

he is not amused.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#16
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I know all too well about the nipple cutting abilities of BC Riches .


mine wasn't good enough enough at nipple slicing... I had to add razor blades to the edges does that make me a poseur?
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#17
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mine wasn't good enough enough at nipple slicing... I had to add razor blades to the edges does that make me a poseur?



No. Getting your nipple sliced off and then bottle feeding is poseur. Everyone knows babies who can't get milk out of an area barren of nipples will be killed by natural selection anyways and probably wasn't br00tal enough in the first place.
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#19
I wish my B.C Rich would cut my nipple
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