#1
Ok here is the scenario.My best friends ex-girlfriend just broke it off with her boyfriend and im "tryin to hit that".My friend is completely ok with it and is actually helping me get in and things of that nature.Thats all good n'stuff but today we were talking about the chik and he just comes out with the idea that he would want to do a threesome with me and the girl.Ok im not a homophobe or anything and when i thought about it,it didnt really freak me out(i mean this is my BEST friend we are the closest dudes ever)but it just took me off guard.I just want to entertain and get your opinions of this....odd situation im in.no bashing please im not gay and niether is my friend this girl is just amazing.well speak damn you speak
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#2
*Walks in*

*Reads*

*Backs away slowly*

Yeah... I'm not even touching that one
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#6
As long as your nuts don't touh, you're still straight. If they do, you'll be uphill gardening within the week.
#7
wow that is really gay

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#8
.....I don't think this even has to be said, but a threesome with your best friend - who is also a guy - is sort of odd. and by sort of odd, I mean completely ****ed.
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*Walks in*

*Reads*

*Backs away slowly*

Yeah... I'm not even touching that one



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#10
what does she look like give us a pick or your lying
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#11
he was obviously joking

come on, who's every heard of a threesome with more than one guy?
#12
I think you should do it. im pretty tight with my best friend too....i would totally slam a broad with him and eiffel tower that ****. (high five over her back) it gonna be embarassing when you come too quick and your friend and the girl are gonna laugh at you. also try not to come on your friend.
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#14
He was either joking or he wants in your pants. I think this is the only time the traditional Pit response is probably the most apt...
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#16
just make sure your heads dont collide
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#17
Ya I almost had a three-some the other night ,it would have been dope......all I needed was two more chicks.
#18
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if u even consider this ur gay



If he wasnt considering this, he wouldnt have made this thread.
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#23
Pull a Houdini. Screw her from behind, facing a widow. Pull out for a minute, have your friend take the reins, get dressed then wave at her from outside.
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#24
is the down even down for this? if word gets out, her reputation would be ruined. yours too.
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#25
Just think about it. Your friend's junk will be in the same place you will put your junk. That's like saying your junks touched.
#26
well the junk in the same place will not be an issue because by the time this happens(if ever) we will have both been there anyways
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#27
Yeah, but it will be filled with penis sweat. And usually people take showers after using their junk. With a threesome, you'll be swapping penis sweat all around.
#29
if your tight, go for it

but are either of you actually going out with the chick at the moment? i got the impression that you wernt... so you gus are gettin ahead of yourselves (theres a pun in there but im too tired to find it)
#31
It's not gay unless your dic*s snoodle in her vagina....

Snoodle meaning rub together.
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#32
yeah sounds like he just wants to hump and dump, except double so then you both can be like "pwnd bitch" when you'r cummin on her tits
#33
2 Females + 1 Male = Man-topia
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#34
idk thats kinda weird
Like maybe if shes REALLLY ****ing hot, and there is no other way........idk still, your dicks can't touch, or nuts. only (maybe) a hi five before hand.
#35
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Yes the high five makes it totally heterosexual....Really, you gotta do it
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#36
do it and video tape. someone's gonna buy it.

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