#1
okay, I'm talking to this chick and she's telling me about being homeschooled and her gov't homework...
anyways, help me come up with something, please
some sort of innuendo (sexual implication) or joke or something that relates to school or homework or gov't or math or whatever school subject you want
just don't submit something lame
thanx
#2
"Yeah, I don't like homework either. Do you want to have intercourse with me?"

Innuendo cause intercourse could mean talking. So if she gets all pissed, tell her that.
#3
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#4
"my dad homeschooled me, he taught me anatomy via pron and taught me to count by pointing at the boobs"
#7
You don't want to hear something lame? And..you asked the pit to make a joke with a sexual innuendo, relating to school so you can tell it to a girl? Oh the irony..
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#8
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You don't want to hear something lame? And..you asked the pit to make a joke with a sexual innuendo, relating to school so you can tell it to a girl? Oh the irony..


yea, good point...
lol
the math one made her laugh tho
#9
/me cant belive that anyone would ask this hellhole of a place for sexual advice. Or any type of advice
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#10
Quote by Boss61607
yea, good point...
lol
the math one made her laugh tho


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#11
dead baby jokes ftw
all my chick friends love them
especially the homeschooled one (how ironic)

-whats blues and thrashes about the floor?
-baby in a plastic bag

-difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies?
-dont have a ferarri in my garage

-what gets louder as it gets smaller?
-baby in a trash compactor

google for more of them, they're always a winner
#13
"You and me sex now baybeh."
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#14
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dead baby jokes ftw
all my chick friends love them
especially the homeschooled one (how ironic)

-whats blues and thrashes about the floor?
-baby in a plastic bag

-difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies?
-dont have a ferarri in my garage

-what gets louder as it gets smaller?
-baby in a trash compactor

google for more of them, they're always a winner



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#16
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its ok, everyone does that



Yeah, but those jokes are awful lol. Some of them are quite funny I'll admit though.
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#17
Quote by Metalcoresoul
Yeah, but those jokes are awful lol. Some of them are quite funny I'll admit though.


i have about 60 of them memorized
i make chicks laugh so hard with them they cum
#18
This makes most of my friends giggle, but mainly because it's kind of a fad where I'm from. If not, its a good way to break the ice.

Say we're talking about a party, k?

Me: So, you're coming tonight right?
Her: Yeah, for sure!
Me: And you're going to my party too, right?

That general idea works in tons of situations.
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