#1
ok i masturbate 14 times a day. if im in public ill go to a public washroom or a johhny on the spot and just wank it. is this bad do anyone else have this problem?


lol
#2
inb4 lock?
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#4
if it interferes with normal life and activities, then yes. but be considerate and wipe the toilet seat after you're done, mmkay?
#7
I call bullshit.

Your penis can't take that.
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#11
This is an interesting thread.

Theres simple solutions to this problem

1.) Don't go posting about it in an online ****ing forum.
2.)Wait till you reach puberty and get that girl who works in that video store down from your apartment/house, and do her. If she has too much acne, imagine someone you love. Like your mom, but something makes you think, on your 8th wank or so you probably did imagine her.
#13
14 times a day ? gosh . you must be dry as the saaraa now . f*ck , how can you take it ? your bicep must be huge
#14
Jeez... if you are telling the truth then you have a problem. Especially if you go out of your way, in public to do it.
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#15
i call bull****, ur pecker cant take that, and if you do it 14 times a day, then you have a problem
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#16
serious? do you even have any juice left by number 8?
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#17
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ok i masturbate 14 times a day. if im in public ill go to a public washroom or a johhny on the spot and just wank it. is this bad do anyone else have this problem?


lol

Dude, your ketsekitles (testicles) can start to break apart and disintegrate if you do it too often. My aunt sees it every day. She's this sort of male gieno. So that means, at some point in her life, she decided she wanted to spend her life sticking tools up a guy's...nevermind.


new job idea...
#21
Jeez no way, pics or it didn't happen...actually no wait, don't do that.
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#22
Dude, your ketsekitles (testicles) can start to break apart and disintegrate if you do it too often. My aunt sees it every day. She's this sort of male gieno. So that means, at some point in her life, she decided she wanted to spend her life sticking tools up a guy's...nevermind.

That's a lie.

The worst that will happen is his penis becoming swollen from friction/impaction.


That and him being arrested for public indecency.
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#25
Quote by rizo299
That's a lie.

The worst that will happen is his penis becoming swollen from friction/impaction.


That and him being arrested for public indecency.


cant u get penile rupture from masturbating too much
that sounds bloody painful tbh
#26
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Guys, 14 times is an exageration.... maybe 13 but definately not 14

Hah! made me crease xD

I was on this other forum and the thread was the most done in one day and people were voting like 20, 24, 23 and stuff

The majority were realistic like 7 or 8
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#28
That's just sad. Give you penis a break.
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#29
This is true.
Quote by rizo299

The worst that will happen is his penis becoming swollen from friction/impaction.


That and him being arrested for public indecency.

This is not.
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That's a lie


R U a male gieno?? but you're right about the impaction part. I wish I could get my aunt to talk to her husband instead of me...
#30
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This is an interesting thread.

Theres simple solutions to this problem

1.) Don't go posting about it in an online ****ing forum.
2.)Wait till you reach puberty and get that girl who works in that video store down from your apartment/house, and do her. If she has too much acne, imagine someone you love. Like your mom, but something makes you think, on your 8th wank or so you probably did imagine her.

thanks for the tip it helped me a lot. i cant wait for puberty
#31
14? geez, give your little buddy a break, like a month or something off.
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