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Wrote this the other day. Stupid little pop-punk song, please don't expect life-changing lyrics. Comment welcome and I will try to return the favor as best as possible. Thanks


My girlfriend Stacy
Well she likes me for me
And that's why I like her back
She's down for anything
Plus it doesn't hurt that her assets never lack
It seems like the bedroom is the only place we ever meet
Getting down and dirty, playing between the sheets

So close, but so far apart
There will always be a special place for her in my heart
And I know that it's wrong
It really is quite a shame
But I don't even know her last name

My sister Jennifer
Well, maybe I should say step-sister
She's a bastard child
Before you're offended
I should mention that so am I
Even though she only lives right down the hallway
It's like she's in another galaxy

So close, but so far apart
There will always be a special place for her in my heart
And I know that it's wrong
It really is quite a shame
But I don't even know her last name

I don't even know who I am anymore
I don't even know who I am
I don't even know who I am anymore
I don't even know who I am

I always come so close, but then again so far
Maybe I just need to follow my heart
I don't know where I belong
It really is quite a shame
It's like I don't even know my last name
My last name
I don't even know my last name