#1
http://jinright.edublogs.org/2008/06/11/metal-burger-w-cheese/

Music has always been an inspiration to many, so it’s no surprise when a restaurant named Kumas (in Chicago) decided to create their headbanging line of hamburgers based on famous metal bands. (Metalsucks via Listenerd)

Here’s a sampling:

BLACK SABBATH –Blackening Spice, Chili, Pepper Jack, Red Onion
IRON MAIDEN –Avocado, Cherry Peppers, Pepper Jack, Chipotle Mayo
SLAYER –Pile of fries topped with a ½ lb. Burger, Chili, Cherry Peppers, Andouille, Onions, Jack Cheese, and Anger
LED ZEPPELIN –Pulled Pork, Bacon, Cheddar, Pickles
METALLICA –Buffalo Sauce, Bacon, Bleu Cheese Dressing
JUDAS PRIEST –Bacon, Bleu Cheese Dressing with Apples, Walnuts, and dried cranberries
MOTORHEAD –Goat Cheese, Kalamata Olives, Oregano, Tzatziki, Onion, Tomato
MASTODON –BBQ Sauce, Cheddar, Bacon, Frizzled Onions
MAYHEM –Sliced Jalapenos, Pancetta, Pepper Jack, Gardinera Mayo
PLAGUE BRINGER –Roasted Garlic Mayo, Tortilla Strips, Chicago CO-OP hot sauce, Fresh Garlic, Pepper Jack, Sliced Jalapenos
LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR –Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears


The full menu: http://www.kumas-corner.com/food.html
#3
Goblin Cock sounds good.


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#5
^lolwut

I like how they put berries on the Priest one.

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#9
If I could marry metal, I'd have these guys cater.


Think this is old though. Certainly sounds familiar...
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#11
HIGH ON FIRE Siracha Hot Chili Sauce, Prosciutto, Roasted Red Pepper, Grilled Pineapple, Sweet Chili Paste


I want one. Like, now.
#12
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I would feel a tad queasy eating a Goblin **** burger.

It's actually a hot dog.

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#16
I will take on Mastodon burger please. Medium-rare.
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#17
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Mmm, I want a Mayhem burger.

Yeah.

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#18
I. NEED. METALLICA. omg just reading it made my mouth all watery
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Yeah.

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#21
One thing left to ask:

What are the burger sizes?
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#24
that is awesome, i gotta make a road trip to chicago
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that is awesome, i gotta make a road trip to chicago

That's commitment.
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#27
This sounds fantastic:


PIG DESTROYER Slow-cooked Pork and BBQ Sauce on a Pretzel Roll
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#29
HATE BEAK BUFFALO CHICKEN Spicy Buffalo Sauce, Monterey Jack Cheese, Butter Lettuce, Tomato, and Red Onion on a Pretzel Roll with a side of Bleu Cheese Dressing

That sounds nice