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#1
Here's the situation. I was at my girlfriend's house today, and she tells me she plans on running to my house tommorrow (7 miles) so she gives me a bag of her clothes to take to my house so she can change when she gets here. It contains: bra, underwear, swimsuit, skimpy shorts, tanktop. What do i do with it?
#2
Give it to her when she gets to your house?
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It contains: bra, underwear, swimsuit, skimpy shorts, tanktop. What do i do with it?


Don't be an idiot.
#5
Put them on and freak her out.
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#6
Pics or it didn't happen.


Please a girl running to a UGers house, tell me a lie I haven't heard.
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#9
what the hell else could you do with them? sniff them like a creepy pedophile?
#10
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Don't be an idiot.


We're close and always pull pranks on eachother, she doesn't care. Is it wrong to have a little fun?
#11
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Burn it, then she has an excuse to not wear anything at your house.



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Burn it, then she has an excuse to not wear anything at your house.


this.
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Pics or it didn't happen.


Please a girl running to a UGers house, tell me a lie I haven't heard.

lol
#21
or you could go and buy the exact same clothes but 5 sizes bigger so you can mindfvck her

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#22
Put them into a box and wrap it, then act like you got her a present. She'll never know.

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#23
Why not... Give them to the Salvation Army?
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#24
PICS or it never happened. You do have the clothes so you have no excuse not to take them and post it.
#25
put them on and run to her house instead....
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We're close and always pull pranks on eachother, she doesn't care. Is it wrong to have a little fun?


Oh, well in that case you can mess with her mind a little.

Put on the tank top and wear a sweater over it. Then at some point when she's over say it's really hot and take off the sweater, act all natural when she has a weird look on her face. When she asks why say that all your shirts are in the laundry, while you're at it leave a bunch of clean shirts in the same room where you take off the sweater.
#27
get some other girls clothes and put them in the bag, then she'll be like WTF!?! WHOS ARE THESE?!?
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or you could go and buy the exact same clothes but 5 sizes bigger so you can mindfvck her

im kinda liking this

when she goes to change, put on the same exact outfit and she'll **** bricks!!
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#29
Itching powder on all of it. Or buy a blow up doll, dress it up in her clothes and when she shows up tell her she's been replaced and slam the door in her face.
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#31
"lose" them so she has nothing to wear.
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#32
hide her clothes at your house get her naked then make her play Reverse strip poker with you. when she wins a hand she gets 1 article of clothing when you win she has to do something sexual of your choice to/with you...

but remeber set the deck so you win no matter what

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#33
Put them in the freezer until she gets there. Or answer the door wearing her shorts and bra lol
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#35
Masturbate with them. Tell her you were eating cottage cheese and you spilled it all over her clothes.


Or find something that looks like cum and then put it on her clothes and freak her out.
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maybe you can give her a ride instead of making her run 7 miles?


naw.... let's be realistic here
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maybe you can give her a ride instead of making her run 7 miles?


She's a runner on the track team, she is doing it by choice.

Wearing a sweater over the stuff is my favorite so far. I like buying bigger clothes, but musician=no money
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or you could go and buy the exact same clothes but 5 sizes bigger so you can mindfvck her

Not bigger, smaller.
#39
put each article of clothing in jello!!!!!!!!!!
a different flavor for each one too
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#40
Hide them.
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