#2
Hi sad, I'm Jason! Nice to meet you!
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#5
Write a blues song and get friggin rich.
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"I'm discontinuing production on the Timmy now as well. It might come back into production at some point down the road, but probably not because people will just clone it anyway cause they're stupid jerk face doo doo heads. -Paul C."
#7
when im sad i usually attempt suicide.*


*Note: attempting suicide may result in death. Daytripper75 takes no responsibility for the actions taken by anyone who reads this advice.
#8
Quote by METALLICAFAN77
rofl jason.


My real name's Larz.


Lol! I'm glad that your name is Larz! That's a crap name though! I am so glad we've had this talk!
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#9
Fap.
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
#10
Look at my avatar.
Quote by chip46
"I'm discontinuing production on the Timmy now as well. It might come back into production at some point down the road, but probably not because people will just clone it anyway cause they're stupid jerk face doo doo heads. -Paul C."
#11
I'll say it now so we can get it out of the way early.....


Fap.

Edit: Damn.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#13
Earth wind and fire?
soul is the best when you're feeling down.
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#15
Crack. Nice fun for all the family!
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#16
Quote by jasonmetal love
Lol! I'm glad that your name is Larz! That's a crap name though! I am so glad we've had this talk!


hahahaha
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#17
Rape?
Quote by MarshmallowPies
No. I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.


That good people is the Lulz!
#19
Evan>Larz>Jason

Yea, I said it. But Larz is pretty awesome. But if you are dyslexic it spells Lazr. SHOOP DA WHOOP.

/uselessrant

If you want to make yourself feel better, venture in to the Porn 2.0 thread or the Gif thread. Mass production of lulz right there.
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#20
Quote by ferretface
Evan>Larz>Jason

Yea, I said it. But Larz is pretty awesome. But if you are dyslexic it spells Lazr. SHOOP DA WHOOP.

/uselessrant

If you want to make yourself feel better, venture in to the Porn 2.0 thread or the Gif thread. Mass production of lulz right there.


...

Evan spelled backwards is Nave.

Nave as in Naver gonna get laid! AHAHAHAH!!!!
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#24
Listen to the most uplifting and happy song from this normally emo-folk artist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qikRcAiCtKM
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#25
Music and sleep.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#26
stop being emo
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Now with 20 percent more Allah!!!

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^^^


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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.