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Those blurred pics gets me so aroused.

Check the testimonials.

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...

How exactly did you come across this?

Was feeling ronery

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#7
Lmao it looks like the 99k one has a massive forehead.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
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#8
Wow. . . I had no idea sites like this existed. Sure, I knew of hook-up sites, but PAYING to MARRY!?


"Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters."

. . . Nice. . . *Facepalm*

Now how many of you pit lurkers came here expecting a request from the TS?
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#10
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Was feeling ronery



could you define ronery? its that actually a word or did you just make that up?


either way i think i like it

EDIT

appently this girl is worth a million bucks:

Hailey N.
Age: 16,
Location: Northeast

Bride Price:
$99,995

Hailey is a rising star on her way up. She’s already been in local billboard ads and has modeled for national catalogues. Her dream is to break into the movies and TV and she’s looking for a husband who lives in the Southwest and will help her achieve her dream.
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Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
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#12
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two questions why would you and why would they? haha

Answer 1: Need someone to cook and clean and...you know.
Answer 2: $$$ and Jesus.

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Lmao it looks like the 99k one has a massive forehead.

That bitch ain't worth a dime.

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#14
Any suprise that most of them are from southern-state, rural, strong-christian backgrounds, lawl.
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Is that legal?

Read their About Us section.

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could you define ronery? its that actually a word or did you just make that up?


either way i think i like it

EDIT

appently this girl is worth a million bucks:

Never seen team america?
#18
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Holy shit.

Is that even legal?


Well, yeah I guess so. No different from arranged marriages that have been done for centuries, and the payment is just some form of dowry. It says that the divorce rate of people who are in arranged marriages is the same as those who regularly marry. . . Somehow, I call BS.

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Any suprise that most of them are from southern-state, rural, strong-christian backgrounds, lawl.


I noticed that. A couple testimonials are saying things like, "My mother was afraid I would lose my purity to some high school boy," and, "My husband is an okay guy."

Yet again, I must make sure that this is beaten into all of your heads. *Facepalm*
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#21
"I want to hump you furiously, the blurred vision of you makes my mind wander to how amazign you will look. I want to face**** you untill your jaw is broken, I want to rip you a new one in the literal sense, both pussy and ass.

Sarah M. Will you please suck my dick and marry me.

P.S. The ring is in my ass you will need to suck it out or I can **** on your hand if you want."


Think she'll marry meh!?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#22
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And have several thousands of dollars in spare change?

There's one chick that's like only $4k. Cheap but gets the job done. SOLD!

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#23
read the faq. specifically the last three


Q: IS YOUR SERVICE LEGAL?
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price.

Q: WHAT IS A BRIDE PRICE?
A: The bride price is an ancient custom, somewhat like a dowry. A man wishing to marry a woman would offer her family a Bride Price in cash or kind, or sometimes offer to work for their family.

For more on the Bride Price, see:

HERE
or
HERE
or
HERE

Q: CAN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE BE A HAPPY ONE?
A: If both parties work hard at it, yes, it can. The divorce rate for arranged marriages is exactly the same as those for marriages that are not pre-arranged.

Q: WHY IS YOUR SERVICE LIMITED TO MEN FROM AMERICA?
A: We need to be able to follow up on the satisfaction of our customers, which is too difficult to do in foreign countries.

Q: WHAT IF MY MARRIAGE DOESN’T WORK OUT?
A: We feel that marriage is a lifetime commitment. But in the unhappy event that your marriage doesn’t work out, then whatever conditions have been negotiated between the husband and the wife’s family will apply. Remember, we are an introduction service – we do not finalize arrangements between bride and groom nor are we involved in enforcing agreements

Q: WHAT IF NO ONE PROPOSES TO MY DAUGHTER?
A: In the unlikely event that no one proposes after six months, we will return 50 percent of your listing fee.

Q:WHAT IF NO ONE ACCEPTS MY PROPOSAL?
A: In that case, you might want to closely examine how you are proposing and how carefully you are matching your likes and dislikes, your goals and dreams, to those of your prospective bride.


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Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#24
I've been to many a weird porno site, 4-chan and hell, the pit...but I think this disturbs me the most.
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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
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"I want to hump you furiously, the blurred vision of you makes my mind wander to how amazign you will look. I want to face**** you untill your jaw is broken, I want to rip you a new one in the literal sense, both pussy and ass.

Sarah M. Will you please suck my dick and marry me.

P.S. The ring is in my ass you will need to suck it out or I can **** on your hand if you want."


Think she'll marry meh!?

If I was her, I would cry out of joy upon being swayed with such romantic notions.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#26
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theyre all too old.

id like my bride to be no older than 12.


are you by any chance a high risk sex offender?
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EPIC LOLZ FROM THE LEFTY!!!!!!


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Ugh...

When I brought up this page, so much fail dumped out of my computer screen and all over my hands, severely damaging my ability as a musician.
#27
ILL TAKE THE THIRD DOWN ON THE RIGHT
I REALLY WANNA PIECE OF THAT NICE BLURRY RED HEAD!!!

lol wtf is the world coming too.
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#28
Q: IS YOUR SERVICE LEGAL?
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price.


haha


THIS IS GREAT!
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#29
“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


I'm so touched. :')

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#30
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Ro-ner-y (ro-nur-ree) Ingrish for Lonely



for some reason the way i was pronouncing that in my head i thought it was a synonym for horny

Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#33
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could you define ronery? its that actually a word or did you just make that up?


either way i think i like it

EDIT

appently this girl is worth a million bucks:


no one hundred thousand
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#34
The testimonials are ****ed up and hilarious...

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Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!

—Mrs. James P.
#35
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“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


I'm so touched. :')

That is extremely ****ed up...What is wrong with the parents...the child? Stand up for yourself. Don't get married to some random prick who bought you.
Quote by PaperStSoapCo
Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#36
the testimonials made me want to kill myself
how sick is that
marrying off your daughter so you can go on a cruise
this isnt honoring tradition, its a ****in get rich scheme
once again, i am in dobut of my religions purity
#37
That site is like Pedo's R US. Or FBI is watching you R Us.
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#38
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That is extremely ****ed up...What is wrong with the parents...the child? Stand up for yourself. Don't get married to some random prick who bought you.

Yea, sure whatever. You're just jealous because yo broke ass can't get a piece of that.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
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Yea, sure whatever. You're just jealous because yo broke ass can't get a piece of that.

I got some graduation money...maybe I can find a cheap one.

Get a girlfriend like every other normal person. >__>
Quote by PaperStSoapCo
Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
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