#1
Firstly:
I did a quick search of the forums and found nothing on this. If I missed it forgive me o merciless pit.
Also if this is in the wrong place god help me I tried.


Ok now for the main point! I started listening to heart of a dragon by dragonforce (possibly the only band that can't play their songs properly), and I almost fell off my chair laughing. For what reason you may ask. It's cause they have the blatant audacity to steal the melody of a children's song about speckled frogs and use it in a, for want of a better word, "metal" song. Don't believe me?

Heart of a Dragon

Speckled Frog song

See!?
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Bit harsh I think! He comes back for the last 10 minutes against Roma, after being out all season, and you want him crippled again? You harsh wanker!


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#2
I laughed at the woman singing the nursery rhyme. .

Anyway, does it matter. You'll always find something that's similar to something else.
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now you say so :O
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#6
Think that's bad? Ask Pachelbel how he feels.
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#7
yes, dragonforce does suck there lyrics suck they all suck in everyway possible
#9
They stole it on purpose.
I mean, who wouldn't? It's the most brutal thing ever. Even Satan would be jealous.
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But are still probably much, much beter than you... weird that.


not really any band can have a good producer to help make there song sound WELL in time

but yet come to live it sounds like an old lady sitting on a toilet
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not really any band can have a good producer to help make there song sound WELL in time

but yet come to live it sounds like an old lady sitting on a toilet


Thing is, whenever I've seen them, they've been nothing short but entertaining and played quite well, and relatively sober.
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yes, dragonforce does suck there lyrics suck they all suck in everyway possible

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But are still probably much, much better than you... weird that.

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#18
that nanny looks like a white herman li
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I always sang it as 'five little speckled frogs'
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#21
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I always sang it as 'five little speckled frogs'

+1

This is like Soulja Boy's Crank Dat, which uses the basic melody from 'Eeny Meeny Miney Moe'.
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I laughed at the woman singing the nursery rhyme. .

Anyway, does it matter. You'll always find something that's similar to something else.


No it doesn't matter as such, I just found it amusing and want to spread the joy.
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Bit harsh I think! He comes back for the last 10 minutes against Roma, after being out all season, and you want him crippled again? You harsh wanker!


Aimed at me for saying I hope Gary Neville breaks all his limbs
#25
All Dragonforce songs sound to me like the Pokemon theme tune


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#26
I think Dragonforce does everything as a joke
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#27
Dragonforce doesn't need to rip off kid's songs to be rofl worthy...
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