#1
I ate a bunch of really bad food, and need to puke. I don't have any syrup of Ipec. Help.

Edit: Putting my fingers down my throat doesn't work.
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#2
Fingers + throat = puke.

Simple you anorexic bee-hatch.
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#4
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Paranoia much? Why are you do intent on puking? One McDonald's burger is NOT going to kill you.

Although, a lot will. I just had a Five Guys burger, and it was nearly orgasmic.
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#8
Shove your fingers down your throat.......then puke. Pretty damn simple, but Deliriumbassist is right, if you ate it too long ago...you're only gonna be puking up bile.

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Fingers + throat = puke.
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Simple you anorexic bulimic bee-hatch.

fixed.

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This sick picture should do:



I mean how sick are those people who did this?
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#12
when your fingers are down your throat, wiggle them about, pull em out, catch your breath, then ram em back in. alwasy does the trick
#13
just concentrate on puking, how strong is your will?
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#14
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Shove your fingers down your throat.......then puke. Pretty damn simple, but Deliriumbassist is right, if you ate it too long ago...you're only gonna be puking up bile.


You shouldn't be puking up bile either, unless you got some kind of problem Bile enters the duodenum, not the stomach.

With food borne poisoning, 6 hours minimum before you get symptoms.

Food borne intoxication, 1 hour minimum before you start showing symptoms.

HOWEVER, you may not have even ingested an infectious dose, so you might be fine.
#15
why do you need to puke? food is food, who cares what it does to you.
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You shouldn't be puking up bile either, unless you got some kind of problem Bile enters the duodenum, not the stomach.

With food borne poisoning, 6 hours minimum before you get symptoms.

Food borne intoxication, 1 hour minimum before you start showing symptoms.

HOWEVER, you may not have even ingested an infectious dose, so you might be fine.


Oh, well the last time this kind of thing happened to me I was puking up bile
I don't know, you know what you're talking about so I'll just leave the explaining to you

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#19
Go on a 6 hour fishing trip on the high seas. I got sea sick and was throwing up for 6 hours straight, non stop, and the captain kept calling me a baby =(
#20
No you don't.
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Oh, well the last time this kind of thing happened to me I was puking up bile
I don't know, you know what you're talking about so I'll just leave the explaining to you


Bile really shouldn't be brought up, mainly because there's a ring muscle around the exit of your stomach that prevents it from backwashing in and messing up the stomach environment.
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go outside. Gather about 30 bugs. Put them in the blender with milk. Enjoy.
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Bile really shouldn't be brought up, mainly because there's a ring muscle around the exit of your stomach that prevents it from backwashing in and messing up the stomach environment.


Well now I know that something's wrong with my stomache.......that really sucks, even though that happened a long time ago. What would cause that to happen?

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Well now I know that something's wrong with my stomache.......that really sucks, even though that happened a long time ago. What would cause that to happen?


Nothing specific that comes to mind at the moment... how sure are you that it was bile? Were you actually told by a doctor or are you making a guess?
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#29
Drink Saltwater

Dont have saltwater?

put salt in water

Yay!
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problem is, it's rarely your stomach that gets the brunt- it's your duodenum, which comes after the stomach. So good luck chucking it up if you ate it about 6 or more hours ago.



Biologi expert much?
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Drink Saltwater

Dont have saltwater?

put salt in water

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