#2
I woke up early, at 1:45 PM. And its summer
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#4
I was born friday 13th so its lucky for me
Quote by GnR_ROK
Words for describing the ladies subtly

Damage - bit of alright
Major damage - bloody fit
Damage has been done - older fit bird
minor damage - fit but you would be arrested for it
collateral damage - ugly bird with fit mates
#5
My bus broke down.
Dissonance is Bliss


Signal Chain:
Carvin CT-4
Ibanez TS-9
Carvin Quad-X
TC Electronics G-Major
Mesa/Boogie 2:90
Ear Candy BuzzBomb



Member #4 of the Carvin Club
#11
Thanks, I managed to ignore this the whole day and now that you've reminded me I'll probably be going bonkers in the next hour or so.
*prepares for armageddon*
#12
Anything unlucky happen yet?

You're in the 21st century, not the middle ages.
Call me Batman.
#13
Today was actually a pretty good one.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#16
Quote by big fury monkey
I was born friday 13th so its lucky for me


That's what I thought as I was born November Friday 13th.

Today the car I was going to school in broke down, it was 41 years old though..
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#20
Quote by 100%guitarmad
Same!

January 13th FTW!!



holy crap! i was born january 13th too!


this is sort of weird...


anyone else?
member #4 of the lynyrd skynyrd fan club!

Hell yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!


Quote by wshnationals
hell yes, redneckrocker2, hell yes.
#21
i died
Quote by djmay71
OMG

eddievh2, you are a genuis, and true man of action


damn right

Quote by Zugunruhe

or else, how good are you at drawing penises?


lulz
#22
theres been like 5 tornado warnings all over the state... but thats just Minnesota...


Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#23
I'm starting a new life today. Good job I'm not superstitious, touch wood.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
A crazy as hell black guy rang my doorbell and I didn't know who he was.

I didn't answer, so it's unlucky for him.
Quote by Adam...?
I generally try to avoid being that guy, but I'm not going to lie to you, it's possible that I shit in a friend's dresser once.

Quote by Jackintehbox
Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

I am USUALLY the nicest one here.