#5
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I learned that if you give a girl a really good book she will want you


I doubt that works in all cases.

Good job though
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#10
Vin Diesel's also an avid D&D player.

No lie.
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#11
I gave Vin Diesel a book and he ate it
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
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#12
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Vin Diesel's also an avid D&D player.

No lie.

Vin Diesel just got a +1 respect from me then.


Plus, today I learned I can smite girls with pictures of me naked. It makes them weak in the knees and unable to think straight.
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#13
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Vin Diesel just got a +1 respect from me then.


Plus, today I learned I can smite girls with pictures of me naked. It makes them weak in the knees and unable to think straight.



It's only smiting if it makes them disoriented and weak in a bad way.


In which, you probably really are smiting them.
#14
snap, looks like vin's reprising his role in the upcoming, fourth installment of the fast and the furious.

a sequel to the first two, a prequel to third. that is boss.
#15
Did you know Vin Diesel did the voice for the Iron Giant in that movie?

His best role, IMO.
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#16
I read that he will portray General Hanibal of Carthage in a movie coming out next year, im looking forward to it.

(flame on!)
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#17
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I learned that if you give a girl a really good book she will want you

So true.
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
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