#1
triangle.


Ok so our bassist is havin a birthday soon and our other guitarist HAD to go and get him sumthin. So now me and the drummer are lookin for sumthin to get him. He got him a new bass ($200) or sumthin and we want to get him somthing to match but not too expensive. He's already gettin a new snowboard and bass amp and He's already got a distortion pedal. We dont HAVE to get him something music related but we cant think of much else.

ideas?

(oh yeah, and he's getting married so a prostitute is out of the question)
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#2
Some nice dining china, really fancy stuff he'll only use on special occasions. Women get moist for expensive looking plates and bowls.
#4
..............ummmm but... he is a male-not-so-woman..... erm... as far as i know.......... He has a beard.
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..............ummmm but... he is a male-not-so-woman..... erm... as far as i know.......... He has a beard.

So newly married men just eat off of paper plates when they have company over?
#6
10 sets of Rotosound string? I just got those for the first time and I'm now committed to Rotosound for life.
#7
get him a gift card to sam ash or where ever so he can get what he wants... if not get him accessories for his bass or umm i dunno
#8
Well no..... but he is definitely not going to get "moist" if i get him plates. Im looking for a birthday present, not a marriage gift.
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#9
Get him a Postal Monkey case for his bass, they're freaking sweet =D....
Actually, I dunno if it even fits, but still
#10
Get him a better bass.


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He's already got a distortion pedal.


Does he have the Fulltone Bass Driver? That thing is godly.
#16
Bass wah?
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#18
Ya i was thinkin a bass wah, a bass synth, and a waffle iron.
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I thought rooms tasted like pentagons.


no, i said that THIS room tastes like a triangle. I've come cross several room tat tase like pentgons. Not in this case.
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#22
maybey you and your drummer should both go in on a George Forman Grill
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no, i said that THIS room tastes like a triangle. I've come cross several room tat tase like pentgons. Not in this case.


You for real? Rooms that taste like triangles are hard to come by.
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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


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#24
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you could get him some fleshlights



im pretty sure his woman is putting out....... a lot.... good thought though.
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some of those picks that stick on your guitar... or bass in his case. lol rhyme
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You for real? Rooms that taste like triangles are hard to come by.



Pretty crazy right? College dorms these days....
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#29
A chorus pedal, a compressor, or a fulltone bass drive unless he already has one.

Also: the guitarist is givin him a $200 bass?! Why would he do that? Is his current bass a POS?
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nice. And its cheap too. If i do get him a bass wah, i'll probably get that one. Thanks.
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A chorus pedal, a compressor, or a fulltone bass drive unless he already has one.

Also: the guitarist is givin him a $200 bass?! Why would he do that? Is his current bass a POS?



yes. Very much so.
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