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We were just chilling at the park, having some root beer, cheetos, and marshmellows, and talking to some people. Suddenly we hear a huge splashing noise and see some middle-school looking kids sprinting away. So we think, "what kind of dip****s go to the park, turn on a faucet, and run away?" But we went to investigate and see that the pipe is cracked and water is just raining down from the ceiling. So, we called the cops and told them, and they came to investigate. They were pretty cool people with a sense of humor and stuff. Maybe 911 wasn't completely necessary, but it was cool and stuff, i felt like I was in a detective movie giving the cops information and ****.
#3
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#4
you actually called the cops on someone who didn't even hurt anyone else? You sir, are a bitch
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#5
This one time, And like stuff, and then, and, and,and, and, and, and...

:/ Wow.
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#6
Simply elementary Winston.....
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#8
congratuf*ckinlations sir..u have completley wasted precious time that could have been used for doing somthing to better my life instead of reading about someone who is a 6 year old tattle tale who calls the police for absolutly no reason whatsoever......and for this..i thank you whole heartedly indeed.
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#10
Tell it again?
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#11
Quote by capsfan17
you actually called the cops on someone who didn't even hurt anyone else? You sir, are a bitch


Nah. We just called them so they'd know the pipe was broken sooner, and be able to fix it sooner. Like they're seriously gonna try to find a bunch of kids who have been running for 10 minutes.
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Jesus ****ing Christ.
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Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

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#13
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congratuf*ckinlations sir..u have completley wasted precious time that could have been you for doing somthing to better my life instead of reading about someone who is a 6 year old tattle tale who calls the police for absolutly no reason whatsoever......and for this..i thank you whole heartedly indeed.


You're an arsehole. Get a life and stop pretending to be a tough guy flaming people on the internet. Cos it totally makes you cool.

EDIT: But that's pretty cool, ts, it sounds like it made things interesting.
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lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1
#15
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You're an arsehole. Get a life and stop pretending to be a tough guy flaming people on the internet. Cos it totally makes you cool.

EDIT: But that's pretty cool, ts, it sounds like it made things interesting.



Thank you sir.
#16
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You're an arsehole. Get a life and stop pretending to be a tough guy flaming people on the internet. Cos it totally makes you cool.

EDIT: But that's pretty cool, ts, it sounds like it made things interesting.


excuse you sir..but did you actually enjoy this thread?...imo it had no meaning, purpose, or betterment for anyone here so i simply expressed my opinion
#18
Congratulations.


What? You want a medal or something?

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#19
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Nah. We just called them so they'd know the pipe was broken sooner, and be able to fix it sooner. Like they're seriously gonna try to find a bunch of kids who have been running for 10 minutes.


The cops came in 10 minutes? Shouldn't they be out like solving real crimes?
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congratuf*ckinlations sir..u have completley wasted precious time that could have been used for doing somthing to better my life instead of reading about someone who is a 6 year old tattle tale who calls the police for absolutly no reason whatsoever......and for this..i thank you whole heartedly indeed.

you sir, are an asshole who doesn't deserve that time.
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sherlock holmes

Hahaha
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I generally try to avoid being that guy, but I'm not going to lie to you, it's possible that I shit in a friend's dresser once.

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Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

I am USUALLY the nicest one here.
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congratuf*ckinlations sir..u have completley wasted precious time that could have been used for doing somthing to better my life instead of reading about someone who is a 6 year old tattle tale who calls the police for absolutly no reason whatsoever......and for this..i thank you whole heartedly indeed.

Doing something better?
Like what?
The Pit?
Doesn't get much better than this bub.
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#25
I'm baked as **** and I can still tell that, that story was ****ing stupid.
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#26
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I'm baked as **** and I can still tell that, that story was ****ing stupid.

Uhh, not really.
He and his friends did a good deed. That is what this world needs. Less people who point out the bad and more who point out the good.
I applaud you and your friends, TS.
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#28
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I'm baked as **** and I can still tell that, that story was ****ing stupid.

Better story than the TS's.
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my friend and i tracked down a fugitive and lead the cops to him, and they never thanked us or anything
that's still pretty sweet though. cops, at least where i live, are cool unless you're doing something you shouldn't be doing.


Cops are always cool, unless you do the wrong thing. It's their job.
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#30
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you actually called the cops on someone who didn't even hurt anyone else? You sir, are a bitch

+1

Call a plumber. That isn't the police's job.
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congratuf*ckinlations sir..u have completley wasted precious time that could have been used for doing somthing to better my life instead of reading about someone who is a 6 year old tattle tale who calls the police for absolutly no reason whatsoever......and for this..i thank you whole heartedly indeed.

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#32
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+1

Call a plumber. That isn't the police's job.


Unfortunately, we don't own the broken pipes at the park because it is public property, owned by the town. So we're not going to pay a plumber to fix public property. Who will pay them? The town government. How do we tell the town government? Call the cops.

We weren't tattling on stupid kids, we were just trying to do the right thing and inform the right people before the park gets flooded.
#33
Man, TS is a snitch!
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+1

Call a plumber. That isn't the police's job.

It was probably the city's property.
A plumber can't just go on city property and fix stuff. They have to be hired/contracted by the city to do that.
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This one time, And like stuff, and then, and, and,and, and, and, and...


you too?!


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#38
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It was probably the city's property.
A plumber can't just go on city property and fix stuff. They have to be hired/contracted by the city to do that.


Would you complain if someone fixed your stuff and you didn't have to pay for it?
That's the world we should be living in.

You just associate everything with money and property.
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Would you complain if someone fixed your stuff and you didn't have to pay for it?
That's the world we should be living in.

You just associate everything with money and property.


I'd think the plumber would LOVE to be paid money to fix that water fountain.
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