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#2
Tie him down and rape the living hell out of him

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#3
Your step dad is WRONG!!!!!!!


JUST ****ING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

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#8
is your stepdad by any chance bruce lee reincarnated? because if he is then i would say he has a good chance.
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#9
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Can your step dad divide by zero?


Nope. He's 6 feet tall and weighs 185 and he completely believes that Chuck Norris has nothing on him
#11
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Nope. He's 6 feet tall and weighs 185 and he completely believes that Chuck Norris has nothing on him

he's probably right. Chuck Norris is a bitch.
#12
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Nope. He's 6 feet tall and weighs 185 and he completely believes that Chuck Norris has nothing on him



HE BELIEVES WRONG

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#13
im really sick of these teen age boys obession with chuck...and even more im sick of playing mario kart online and having to race a chuck norris every time
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#14
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#18
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your step dad....is a idiot!


The irony in this statement alone could take down Chuck Norris............

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#19
bull****
nobody can take chuck norris...
chuck norris takes them
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#20
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hes kidding around with u man everyone knows that no single man can take chuck norris


He's actually one of those cocky a-holes who this the sun shines out of his a**
#22
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The irony in this statement alone could take down Chuck Norris............


My thoughts exactly
#23
Chuck Norris cannot age he is actually 68 (not kidding) therefore he cannot die.
#24
I don't get this whole "Chuck Norris is a god" thing. I understand it's kind of a joke, but either way...

I know that chances are, he can kick the **** out of any person you pick up off the street.

Put him up against Mirco Crocop, however, and Norris will get a vastly superior roundhouse kick sending his brains flying into the wall next to him.

Crocop is a badass, if you've never heard of him, YouTube him.
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#25
My uncle actually sparred against Chuck Norris back when he was in the whole dojo thing in Houston and Dallas during the early 80's.

So, in short, he punched Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale, but he didn't stay in the fight for much longer
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#26
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hes kidding around with u man everyone knows that no single man can take chuck norris


i believe Dave Mustaine kan take Chuck Norris any day ...but only if Dave Mustaine grew a kool catch frase like
"I'll beat you with my fists!"
#27
Quote by Spl!nTeRgu!tAr
I don't get this whole "Chuck Norris is a god" thing. I understand it's kind of a joke, but either way...

I know that chances are, he can kick the **** out of any person you pick up off the street.

Put him up against Mirco Crocop, however, and Norris will get a vastly suerior roundhouse kick sending his brains flying into the wall next to him.

Cropcop is a badass, if you've never heard of him, YouTube him.



yeah someone who kicks real ass...not just a bad actor like ol' chucky
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#28
NOONE CAN TAKE CHUCK NORRIS... That's final
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#29
Tell your step-father that I, Chuck Norris, am way better than him in so many ways. If he wants to start something, tell him I challenge him to a guitar battle.

Chuck Norris
#30
Quote by Spl!nTeRgu!tAr
I don't get this whole "Chuck Norris is a god" thing. I understand it's kind of a joke, but either way...

I know that chances are, he can kick the **** out of any person you pick up off the street.

Put him up against Mirco Crocop, however, and Norris will get a vastly superior roundhouse kick sending his brains flying into the wall next to him.

Crocop is a badass, if you've never heard of him, YouTube him.


i think i just paid 35$ to see him lose recently....
#31
Quote by Baldorr
i believe Dave Mustaine kan take Chuck Norris any day ...but only if Dave Mustaine grew a kool catch frase like
"I'll beat you with my fists!"


Yeah, so long as Dave doesn't pass out drunk in a chair n nearly loose his arm again
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#33
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Tell your step-father that I, Chuck Norris, am way better than him in so many ways. If he wants to start something, tell him I challenge him to a guitar battle.

Chuck Norris


That....was made of win and peanut butter faces.
#34
You should tell your dad Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny any more.
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#35
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i believe Dave Mustaine kan take Chuck Norris any day ...but only if Dave Mustaine grew a kool catch frase like
"I'll beat you with my fists!"


That's a horrible catch phrase.
#36
Chuck Norris vs Mirco CroCop! I would pay SO MUCH to see that! We all know Chuck Norris would win, but it would be fun.
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#37
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That's a horrible catch phrase.


yeah but if Dave Mustaine went around saying it wouldnt it be hella kool?!?! especially with his nasaly kinda voice...that would be BAD ASS!
#38
Three simple rules of survival:

1. Don’t take the name of Chuck in vain
2. When in the presence of Chuck, avert your eyes, lest you recieve a roundhouse kick to the face
3. When camping, bring toilet paper

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives

Chuck Norris once commented, “There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.”

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris’s nutsack.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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#39
If you really love your step-dad, you will talk some sense into him before he gets killed. Chuck Norris slays his betrayers.
#40
This chuck norris **** is getting old. It was funny for about the first few moments that generator about him was set up.
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