Poll: Do you check your handiwork when you take a deuce?
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View poll results: Do you check your handiwork when you take a deuce?
Yes
37 77%
No
11 23%
Voters: 48.
#1
Time to be honest. I know guys will answer this question because we are guys, but girls are encouraged to answer as well.

When you take a deuce, do you check your craftsmanship before you flush?
#2
Yes. I also find that egg rolls make the best loafs to pinch.
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#6
It all depends. If I'm in a hurry I just do my business, flush, and run. If the duty was particularly strenuous though, I tend to take a peak at what was causing such discomfort. If Señor Splash is particularly large, it makes me feel like a champ.
#7
I have a strict rubric that I grade myself on after every sh*tsesh.
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#8
Quote by happytimeharry
It all depends. If I'm in a hurry I just do my business, flush, and run. If the duty was particularly strenuous though, I tend to take a peak at what was causing such discomfort. If Señor Splash is particularly large, it makes me feel like a champ.


Happytimeharry, that was so well said. I was moved.
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#12
Quote by daytripper75
yeah normally. i mean i want to see if it was a healthy looking shit or not.


thats legit. one day i was checking my email and on the MSN homepage they had a featured article about checking your poo. Ideal poo is shaped like a torpedo and appears "fluffy". It should be a normal brown color, too light indicates something wrong with your diet [dont remember what] and if its black and like tar you probably have bleeding either in your stomach or intestines. but this can also indicate a recent boost of iron in your diet.