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Didn't see a thread on this.


Okay, so my dad and I went to the beach tonight to drink some beer. We decided to go up to the pier to chill. We're drinking, laughing, havin' a good time and whatnot. Well, there were a whole bunch of people fishing. Two girls walk by and they catch me lookin' at them. One of the girls said "Hey, what's up?" or something like that. I said "Hey, not much. How are you ladies doing tonight?" and ya know they said they were good and whatever. Well, my dad butts in and says "Hey did you girls catch anything tonight?" and they said no. I swear to God, he said "Well, would you like to catch crabs?" and they immediately turned around and walked away quickly.

It was the funniest **** I've ever heard in my life.


Any other stories of bad pick up lines you guys have?
#2
"What's your sign?"

Ultimate fail if you actually use that.
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#5
Hey Honey, got any Irish in ya?

-No

You want some Irish in ya?

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I ated them all.
#6
"Your an annoying bitch"

Doesnt get many ladies.
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#9
Your Dad is ****ing cool!!!

Have I Seen you somewhere before?

Yes. Thats why i dont go there anymore
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#10
Nice shoes....


wanna f**k???
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#12
You get eye-contact across the room, point with your finger to make her come over, then say: "So, do you always come when fingered?"
#13
Quote by mon_the_fraser
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He actually used that one too.
Some lady his age

Different time, it was at the Chargers and Titans playoff game earlier this year. He embarrassed the **** out of me that night.
#14
'Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?'

'No'

'Enough to break the ice! Hi, im *insert name*'
#15
Bwahahahahaha! These are great!! Keep 'em coming guys. xD
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#16
Quote by Mav-16
Nice shoes....


wanna f**k???


Hey, I've had that used on me... but it was shoelaces.

Another one: "Hey my friend told me you're a '90, that's soo sexy, wanna make out?"

Neither of them got any
#17
Quote by Dark_Merlin
'Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?'

'No'

'Enough to break the ice! Hi, im *insert name*'


Haha..Thats clever.
#18
Quote by I-Shot-Jr
Hey Honey, got any Irish in ya?

-No

You want some Irish in ya?

Win!

Fixed.
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#19
"You must be really tidy at home"
"Yeh I was brought...up...to be...like.... Hitler"

I think that trumps you sir!
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#20
Throw a glass of water over her, and say "want to come to my place and get out of those wet clothes?"
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Quote by Aziraphale
Another one: "Hey my friend told me you're a '90, that's soo sexy, wanna make out?"

I don't get it...
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#22
"I can beat Raining Blood on Guitar Hero three with 99% on Expert."'

The guy that said that...WALKED AWAY WITH THE GIRL!!
A plastic guitar based pickup line should NEVER work!
#24
Quote by Skater901
I don't get it...


It's not a joke, it was just a really bad pickup line told to me by like a drunk 14-year old.
#25
Quote by Joycey
"You must be really tidy at home"
"Yeh I was brought...up...to be...like.... Hitler"

I think that trumps you sir!




#26
Quote by Aziraphale
It's not a joke, it was just a really bad pickup line told to me by like a drunk 14-year old.

I see. Obviously so bad it makes no sense.
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Quote by Joycey
"You must be really tidy at home"
"Yeh I was brought...up...to be...like.... Hitler"

I think that trumps you sir!

Isn't that in t3gan's sig?
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Quote by MightyAl
Throw a glass of water over her, and say "want to come to my place and get out of those wet clothes?"



Ahahahaha I heard one like that before. Except you lick your finger, wipe it on her shirt, and then ask her that.
#29
Quote by .arkness:.
"Your an annoying bitch"

Doesnt get many ladies.

This. Bad grammar doesn't sit well with the laydeez.
#31
Quote by Bottle of Dirt
"I can beat Raining Blood on Guitar Hero three with 99% on Expert."'

The guy that said that...WALKED AWAY WITH THE GIRL!!
A plastic guitar based pickup line should NEVER work!



HAHA Sigged!!!
I love my keyboardist, he's hot.

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#32
"wow nice car....lets ****!"

edit: well that one is old news apparently, but its funny, just too late
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#37
Quote by BraidedPubes
"My penis isnt small your vagina is big."



Ah, that's great.
Not really a pick up line though
#38
'Hi there, fancy exchanging bodily fluids?'
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#39
Guess what has two thumbs and likes your boobs!
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