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If God had a guitar what would it be and what would it look like?
Gear.

Ibanez Iceman IC400.

And Daron Malakians custom triangle pick.



Thats all you need to know.
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If God wasn't a fairy tale, that's what he would be playing.
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#5
It would be a beautiful virgin... with strings. Or a white flying V with God's own bone as binding.
This is also assuming that God is an almighty person, and not the force that I believe.
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This bad boi!
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#9
the invisible and the imaginary look very much alike. imaginary things would have imaginary guitars.
#12
A white gibson custom shop Sg with p-90's and a wrap around tailpiece

Wait a minute
That's my guitar
#14
the guitar doesn't exist because he doesn't!

zing!

heh. it's already been said.
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wow that is one nice guitar.

edit: to stay on topic i would suggest a flying v with wings.
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#23


Logic:
Dave Grohl = Jesus.
Jesus = God
God = Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl's guitar = God's guitar
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Logic:
Dave Grohl = Jesus.
Jesus = God
God = Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl's guitar = God's guitar

makes sense.
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Logic:
Dave Grohl = Jesus.
Jesus = God
God = Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl's guitar = God's guitar


Dave Grohl is the devil

#27
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Dave Grohl is the devil



I'm pretty sure he did that to throw people off.

Anyway, you think God doesn't like taking the piss out of Satan?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#28
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Dave Grohl is the devil



maybe he is both.

Conspiracy?
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#31
itd be a flying v he called his flying angel and it would look like 2 angel wings
#32
I hope you guys are joking. It's quite obvious that it'd be the Taylor T5, with a koa top. It won the acoustic and the electric guitar of the year in 2005. Yeah, it won both awards.

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I hope you guys are joking. It's quite obvious that i'd be the Taylor T5, with a koa top. It won the acoustic and the electric guitar of the year in 2005. Yeah, it won both awards.



thats living in the past, its the future man
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thats living in the past, its the future man

Woah but isn't God pretty ol' skool with all that fire & brimstone stuff?

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#37
Whatever it would be, God's guitar would be ultimate.
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#38
uli jon roth's sky guitar i say
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#40
He plays a bass.



Where is your god now?
I don't know what I'm doing, but I still do it anyway...


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