#1
If Buddha had a guitar, what would it be and what would it look like?
And we will weave in and out of sanity unnoticed
Swirling in blissfully restless visions of all our bleary progress
Glowing in radiant madness
#2
lol loads of thread like this.
the other day i saw a hello kitty strat? maybe that <----epic rhyming skills
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#5
XD
I'm glad someone did this (unless they were being serious. . this thread best be a joke).
But we all know Buddha is liek Maximum Bob (of the Deli Creeps), he's on his own pipes!
#6
buddha doesn't play guitar. he plays the clarinet.
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#7
It would be a very spartan guitar, without fancy looks and stuff (waits for jokes about sparta).
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#8


LOL WUT?

whats with all the deity's guitars today?
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#9
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Buddha would never own an object so based in material value.



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#10
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Buddha plays drums and cello; he'd never pick up anything other than the two instruments. Trick question.

that's shiva right ?
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#11
Probably look like Princes? That purple one I don't know WHAT it is excactly. The one the shape of his necklace.
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#12
Being indian, he'd most likely play a Sitar.
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#13
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Being indian, he'd most likely play a Sitar.


Asians have Buddhas too.

Zen Buddhism and such... [this means East Asia, i.e Japan etc]
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Buddha would never own an object so based in material value.

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#15
i saw him live once.... he played a epiphone casino but for one song in the encore help played a les paul..... he is kinda sloppy live
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Asians have Buddhas too.

Zen Buddhism and such... [this means East Asia, i.e Japan etc]


Those aren't THE Buddha though. The Buddha was Sidhartha Gautama of India.
The rest are just others who became enlightened after him.
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that's shiva right ?


Actually, Buddha's really into drum circles. One time, at some kind of mixer for deities, he stretched a fur pelt over his tummy and used himself as a drum. That's how he got the nickname "the Great Googly Moogly."

Shiva, however, is just a master of all thing percussion, but prefers the sweet sound of a saxophone.

Hope that helps.
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LOL WUT?

whats with all the deity's guitars today?

this

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i saw him live once.... he played a epiphone casino but for one song in the encore help played a les paul..... he is kinda sloppy live


i was there too :O lol, u r correctamundo, he doesn't warm up properly you see...
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#19
It wouldn't have any strings, I can tell you that.
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#20
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Asians have Buddhas too.

Zen Buddhism and such... [this means East Asia, i.e Japan etc]


Siddartha Gotama was an Indian priest.