#1
Right, I know it is a "see a doctor" question but I have no way of getting to my doctors at the moment.

The deal is i have a lump in the tube what goes to your testicle. Please, I would like serious answers as to whether it's nothing to worry about or if i should get it checked out. I'm a little worried about it..

EDIT - I discovered it this morning
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#2
Thank god I don't have that...
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#3
Oooh boy. That sounds bad. If I were you I'd put some sperm in a cup and save it in the fridge just incase you go sterile.

EDIT:

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The deal is i have a lump in the tube what goes to your testicle. Please, I would like serious answers as to whether it's nothing to worry about or if i should get it checked out. I'm a little worried about it..


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#4
Fap the lump out
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#7
Unless the lump starts to expand, it can wait until Monday.
If it DOES start to grow, saw it off.
#8
1. Call doctors office with hot female doctors, find one that does housecalls.
2. Have female doctor come to your house.
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In all serious, if you have to ask the pit, you should probaly see the doctor.
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#9
You mean a lump in the tube running along the bottom of your peenor? Yeah that sounds bad. Maybe trying cutting it off.

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See a doctor.

#10
It sounds like prostate cancer.
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#11
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It sounds like prostate cancer.

You have no idea where the prostate gland is, do you?
#12
could be nothing...I had a lump kinda thing there once too but it's just some artery that can kind of "cramp" when I apply too much pressure on it...which is one of the reason I don't wear tight pants
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#14
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You have no idea where the prostate gland is, do you?

Lmao

I will give you a tip, when you have your prostate checked in a hospital, they stick a lubed up finger up your arsehole, so that would mean that the prostate gland is in your ballsack ¬_¬
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#16
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Why in the hell is your lump in the tube that goes to my testicle??????

lol
in all seriousness dude, a lump in your private area is never good, you should probably get it checked, but it can probably wait till monday, coz i doubt it'll drop off between now and then (if it does, then i sincerley apologise for making it happen)
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#17
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Lmao

I will give you a tip, when you have your prostate checked in a hospital, they stick a lubed up finger up your arsehole, so that would mean that the prostate gland is in your ballsack ¬_¬
Quite.
#18
Testicular torsion maybe?
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#19
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You have no idea where the prostate gland is, do you?


He didn't say the lump was on his urethra. He could possibly feel it through the skin, depending on how big it was, or where exactly it was located.


But anyways, you should still get that checked out man.
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#20
This actually happened to me. I was so scared that it was cancer and I went to the doctors. They gave me an ultrasound and they said it wasn't.

I don't care what your original post says. It's not worth losing a testicle, or your life over...
GO TO THE DOCTOR
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#21
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He didn't say the lump was on his urethra. He could possibly feel it through the skin, depending on how big it was, or where exactly it was located.


But anyways, you should still get that checked out man.


If it's a seperate lump on the tube, then it's not connected to the prostate, and thus can't be a prostate tumour.
Could be a metastase, but if you've got those, you're pretty much f*cked.
#22
go see a doctor, i think he would rather have his time wasted by nothing than it turning out to be a serious problem
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