#1
And it really is uncomfortable.

But at least it's not as bad as when we used to have to wear school uniform, and it pulled your underwear right up so it hung out of the top of the trousers.

It's really difficult to find comfortable boxers, and when you finally do, they're in colours or patterns that aren't really socially acceptable. (Although obviously, this is information that will never be disclosed in the ideal social situation, but there's always the offchance that your pants fall down, or someone attacks you and rips them off)

So I thought I'd start an official boxer shorts thread, for Q and A, advice, and support.

Here's a brief FAQ, which will expand with the thread.

~~~

Q: My boxers are too lose at the front and too tight at the back.
A: They're back to front.

Q: My boxers have space for two torsos, and only one leg.
A: They're upside-down.

Q: Once I put my boxer shorts on, it's impossible to button them up, due to placement of the buttons.
A: They're inside-out.

Yes, I know I have too much time on my hands, and yes, I know this thread will fail, but that is a risk I have taken into drunken consideration.
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#2
Lol.
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#4
Sometimes I wear really horrible underwear, and feel smug all day knowing that people are unwittingly talking to someone in a frilly thong with sequins on.
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#5
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Take it to the panties thread, old man.
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#6
I had no choice one time but to wear a pair of stupidly tight boxers. my bollocks were nearly crushed
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#7
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Sometimes I wear really horrible underwear, and feel smug all day knowing that people are unwittingly talking to someone in a frilly thong with sequins on.


You too?
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#8
Quote by rabidguitarist

So I thought I'd start an official boxer shorts thread, for Q and A, advice, and support.

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#9
This thread made me and my dad laugh uncontrollably for about ten minutes. Good Job
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#10
Quote by rabidguitarist
And it really is uncomfortable.

But at least it's not as bad as when we used to have to wear school uniform, and it pulled your underwear right up so it hung out of the top of the trousers.

It's really difficult to find comfortable boxers, and when you finally do, they're in colours or patterns that aren't really socially acceptable. (Although obviously, this is information that will never be disclosed in the ideal social situation, but there's always the offchance that your pants fall down, or someone attacks you and rips them off)

So I thought I'd start an official boxer shorts thread, for Q and A, advice, and support.

Here's a brief FAQ, which will expand with the thread.

~~~

Q: My boxers are too lose at the front and too tight at the back.
A: They're back to front.

Q: My boxers have space for two torsos, and only one leg.
A: They're upside-down.

Q: Once I put my boxer shorts on, it's impossible to button them up, due to placement of the buttons.
A: They're inside-out.



Yes, I know I have too much time on my hands, and yes, I know this thread will fail, but that is a risk I have taken into drunken consideration.



What kind of gay ass boxers have buttons?
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#12
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Sometimes I wear really horrible underwear, and feel smug all day knowing that people are unwittingly talking to someone in a frilly thong with sequins on.


I do that but with free-balling.

In the co-op

Talking to the deaf till worker

....

SHUT UP!
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#13
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lawlpun


See? I'm not just the average spammer you know.

There's a couple more pun words in there, look out for them.
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#14
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This thread made me and my dad laugh uncontrollably for about ten minutes. Good Job

yet you post this a mere six minutes after the actual thread was posted? does templar08 have some time traveling device he's withholding from us?
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And if the Devil is 6,

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#15
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What kind of gay ass boxers have buttons?



r u for real?

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#17
Quote by rabidguitarist
And it really is uncomfortable.

But at least it's not as bad as when we used to have to wear school uniform, and it pulled your underwear right up so it hung out of the top of the trousers.

It's really difficult to find comfortable boxers, and when you finally do, they're in colours or patterns that aren't really socially acceptable. (Although obviously, this is information that will never be disclosed in the ideal social situation, but there's always the offchance that your pants fall down, or someone attacks you and rips them off)

So I thought I'd start an official boxer shorts thread, for Q and A, advice, and support.


we should call this boxer shorts anonymous..a boxer shorts support group
#18
I prefer wearing those boxer underwear hybrid things. It's a lot more comfortable than boxers because my penis won't try to search for sunlight through the leggings, and they fit pretty well and won't constrict your crotch.
#20
Quote by OddOneOut
Why do guys never buy their own boxers?


I buy my own boxers... who else would?

"Hay Dave, I need some ****ing pants, you know, for my dick and balls. Here's a fiver"
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#21
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See? I'm not just the average spammer you know.

There's a couple more pun words in there, look out for them.



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#23
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Brief FAQ.


Well done. You get... sex.
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#24
Quote by Woogles
What kind of gay ass boxers have buttons?



their like the zip on your trousers its so when you go for a pee you dont have too pull your pants down through the zip you just unbutton the front
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#27
The mod who dares to close this get's shot by me
Unless it frenchy because you don't shoot chix
But then again'
There are no girls in the pit
#29
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The mod who dares to close this get's shot by me
Unless it frenchy because you don't shoot chix
But then again'
There are no girls in the pit


No girls on the internet, full stop.
#30
Q. My boxers have brown, where there was once no brown, whats happened?

A. Poo
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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#31
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Sometimes I wear really horrible underwear, and feel smug all day knowing that people are unwittingly talking to someone in a frilly thong with sequins on.

haha

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I buy my own boxers... who else would?

"Hay Dave, I need some ****ing pants, you know, for my dick and balls. Here's a fiver"


LOL
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#32
Now i have to say i'm wearing damn comfortable boxers

And i always wear tight pants so they're always tight
why am i sayin this to the pit


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#33
Quote by rabidguitarist
Here's a brief FAQ, which will expand with the thread.


Was that meant to be a pun? I think you said a couple more and thats the only one I can find that hasn't been mentioned.
#34
Quote by rabidguitarist
I buy my own boxers... who else would?

"Hay Dave, I need some ****ing pants, you know, for my dick and balls. Here's a fiver"


epic win.


minibrowny and notsojoeyb4eva, those are possibly the two least funny jokes i have ever heard. fail.
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#35
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Sometimes I wear really horrible underwear, and feel smug all day knowing that people are unwittingly talking to someone in a frilly thong with sequins on.


Are you not worried about what they'll think when you have to pause midsentence to twist sideways and re-adjust the thongstring?
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#36
Q: My boxers are red on the front
A: You have a rare disease it's called 'being a girl' it's curable But it takes long and is really expensive
#37
Quote by rabidguitarist
I buy my own boxers... who else would?

"Hay Dave, I need some ****ing pants, you know, for my dick and balls. Here's a fiver"

Isn't that something your mum is supposed to do?


Well, not your mum in particular.
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