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#1
And because everyone in my house is still asleep, I'll post it here. Because I'm just that lonely...
I'm finally 17, all my friends are turning 18
So friends, wish me well
#2
Happy Birthday to You!
Gear:
Jackson DKMG
Yamaha Acoustic
Knockoff Strat
Vox AD30VT
Boss MT-2
Crybaby wah
Boss DD-3

The Ultra Balls. Throw them.



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#5
Quote by Rhythm__Guitar
Enjoy it, 17 is the best year of your life. It's all downhill from there.

Don't tell me that, I only have 6-ish months left!

Happy birthday though TS
#9
Quote by Rhythm__Guitar
Enjoy it, 17 is the best year of your life. It's all downhill from there.


Thanks for that thought.

And thanks to the rest of you
#10
You dont deserve a happy birthday from the pit.....we tear people apart, we dont give people presents and cakes.
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#13
I got you a rock





Quote by dogismycopilot
Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

Quote by lumberjack
Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

Quote by littlemurph7976
Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#16
Quote by Rhythm__Guitar
Enjoy it, 17 is the best year of your life. It's all downhill from there.


I have to agree with you there. 17 was my worst year of my life. Also, it;s one year before your 18 and can legally drink (In the Uk and EU)
#18
Quote by Absent Mind
I got you a rock


Yes! First present!

Quote by gu1t4rh3r0
Happy birthday! Hope it's good.
Mines tomorrow!


Happy birthday for tomorrow

Quote by Spay
I got (stole) you Kurt Cobain


I don't even like Kurt Cobain

/spoilt.
#21
Quote by fretsonfire74
Yes! First present!


Happy birthday for tomorrow


I don't even like Kurt Cobain

/spoilt.


God Dammit...

Do you know how many drugs I had to pump into Courtney Love in order to get that damn jar? She's immune to about everything, I'm practically broke.

Now take your damn present before I make you snort your gift.
The Pit. The Movie.
#22
I have to agree with you there. 17 was my worst year of my life.

You completely misunderstood what I was saying. When I was 17 was the best time of my life. (Although 14 was an awesome year too).
#23
Quote by Spay
God Dammit...

Do you know how many drugs I had to pump into Courtney Love in order to get that damn jar? She's immune to about everything, I'm practically broke.

Now take your damn present before I make you snort your gift.

Geez...I'm not Keith Richards...
#24
happy birthday to you sir
and many happy returns
Quote by Wilma Fingerdo
Regret is a waste of time, coulda, woulda shoulda. Don't bother with it, and so what if you didn't nail her. Hump one of her friends and you'll feel much better.
#26
Quote by fretsonfire74
Geez...I'm not Keith Richards...



Fine

-gives gift card to wal-mart-

Happy birthday
The Pit. The Movie.
#27
Quote by Spay
God Dammit...

Do you know how many drugs I had to pump into Courtney Love in order to get that damn jar? She's immune to about everything, I'm practically broke.

Now take your damn present before I make you snort your gift.




She's even immune to bullets. Try shooting her with a 12-bore and the pellets just bounce off her lips.
#28
Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkeyyyyyy
And you smell like one toooooo!!!
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#29
Quote by Moggan13


She's even immune to bullets. Try shooting her with a 12-bore and the pellets just bounce off her lips.



Thankyou all of you.
#30
It's my birthday too!

I'm only 16 though , wish I was older.
Fender Deluxe Roadhouse (MIM)
Vox AC15C1
#31
Quote by fender7802
It's my birthday too!

I'm only 16 though , wish I was older.

Happy birthday sir!
#33
Wow...this is a desperate plea for attention...
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
You can't prove that people DON'T walk on water. turn water into wine etc.
#35
Happy birthday man.
Quote by fender7802
It's my birthday too!

I'm only 16 though , wish I was older.

Don't rush it.

Quote by GnR_ROK
Wow...this is a desperate plea for attention...

Ya but his was more enjoyable to read.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#36
Happy Birthday Ts!
Quote by Invader Jim
The questions people ask here makes me wonder how the TS's dress themselves in the morning and can shower without drowning...
#37
Quote by Tom_hatton
Happy Birthday!

I got you-



Fearne Cotton



A plaster



And a dustbin.

Win.

Quote by Jackal58
Happy birthday man.

Don't rush it.


Ya but his was more enjoyable to read.

And owned.
#38
happy birthday! cheers man!

Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#39
Happy birthday man, you must be tired of waiting the hooker, are you?
Barry White is cooler than you
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I really wish I could say you're funny and cool, but that would be like saying Africa doesn't have a poverty problem.
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