Quote by Dirge Humani
Find a sasquatch. Kill it and skin it.

Instant suit.

How would I do that without this happening:

screw helmets just run up and give him a titty-twister then he will give in and do whatever you want him to
Ok, this thread almost made my day.
I laughed so hard at that pic...
No suggestions
-Andrew H
band: syncopated groove punch
whatever you do, your probably going to end up paying out your ass for it.

i say find a friend(s) with really long hair and shave it all off while he is sleeping.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
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I dunno cut up a cloth to make it fit your body then glue some fake fur onto it?

That's not a bad idea... I could do it with just clothes (longsleeve shirt and pants). The only problem would be that im pretty thin...
Wrap yourself with a brown shag carpet...?
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You have made a potentially boring thread epic. Be proud.

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deanwad could be right, actually.

98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
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probably lots of pubes would help

Ask Scott Tenorman for some.
Bari Build

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