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what can kill sperm? so a girl woudn't get pregnant from a handjob...?

...i mean if i had sperm on my hands a couple hours ago then go touching her. after cleaning my hands with soap and water would it be dead?
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Last edited by shredbeyndshred at Jun 14, 2008,
#4
haha
well sperm can only last up to a certain degree.
Try her giving you a handjob in a jacuzzi or something.
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#6
no, only the hand gets pregnant from the handjob, releasing baby hands, and there is but two things that kill sperm...

AGENT ORANGE
MUSTARD GAS

both must be applied to the vagina/hand/mouth/anus, before intercourse in order to work
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#8
Chloroform, if she doesn't know it was your sperm you don't need to kill it.

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#10
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no, only the hand gets pregnant from the handjob, releasing baby hands, and there is but two things that kill sperm...

AGENT ORANGE
MUSTARD GAS

both must be applied to the vagina/hand/mouth/anus, before intercourse in order to work


Exactly.

You forgot Napalm though.
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what can kill sperm? so a girl woudn't get pregnant from a handjob...?


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Well, apparently he's 21... joined UG in 04... sexual activity usually begins at around 15-16.... I'll assume 16 in this case... so he joined UG at the time when he might have become sexually active. We all know that UG and amount of sex has a negative correlation...

deary me.
#20
This reminds me of the kid that came here because he got a handjob from a girl, and then he fingered her, and he thought he got her pregnant (that's what I remember of it, anyway)
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#21
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Chloroform, if she doesn't know it was your sperm you don't need to kill it.

I'm with you on this one
#23
Oh so you've got test tube girlfriend with a vagina that was grown on her hand then?

Dude... you sure know how to choose em...

Good job.
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...i mean if i had sperm on my hands a couple hours ago then go touching her. after cleaning my hands with soap and water
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#26
Quote by shredbeyndshred
what can kill sperm? so a girl woudn't get pregnant from a handjob...?


......last time I checked girls dont get pregnant from handjobs........

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Quote by shredbeyndshred
...i mean if i had sperm on my hands a couple hours ago then go touching her. after cleaning my hands with soap and water


So now you think girls get pregnant if you TOUCH them with sperm hands?? WTF DUDE?????

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#27
laptop on your lap for forty minutes, it takes your body about seven months to reproduce all the sperm.
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Well, apparently he's 21... joined UG in 04... sexual activity usually begins at around 15-16.... I'll assume 16 in this case... so he joined UG at the time when he might have become sexually active. We all know that UG and amount of sex has a negative correlation...

deary me.

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#30
Quote by shredbeyndshred
...i mean if i had sperm on my hands a couple hours ago then go touching her. after cleaning my hands with soap and water


oh for crying out loud... troll or sex n00b?

Even a vagina isn't safe for sperm. What makes you think the outisde environment and soap would be any better?
#31
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Well, apparently he's 21... joined UG in 04... sexual activity usually begins at around 15-16.... I'll assume 16 in this case... so he joined UG at the time when he might have become sexually active. We all know that UG and amount of sex has a negative correlation...

deary me.


lol

i know kfc does actually, seriously. and i think its mountain dew or some sort of energy drink that acutally does take sperm away.
#32
Quote by shredbeyndshred
...i mean if i had sperm on my hands a couple hours ago then go touching her. after cleaning my hands with soap and water

Sperm should be on her hands, not yours. Otherwise you just wanked, and aren't cool.
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#34
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laptop on your lap for forty minutes, it takes your body about seven months to reproduce all the sperm.


Are you serious?
#35
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oh for crying out loud... troll or sex n00b?

Even a vagina isn't safe for sperm. What makes you think the outisde environment and soap would be any better?


Everyone knows sperm is like herpes. It won't go away until it impregnates someone.
#36
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oh for crying out loud... troll or sex n00b?

Even a vagina isn't safe for sperm. What makes you think the outisde environment and soap would be any better?

Are you like a sperm expert or something?
#38
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No... not at all.. haha

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#40
holy crap stay on topic guys, me and my gf are just arguing about it. she says they die once they hit air for a little bit. and soap and water kills them...NOW...im askin you guys....
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