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#1
Ok, so I was swimming with my girlfriend today, and when I was under water, I noticed some hair coming out of the area. I personally do not wanna try to "have a little snack" and come out with hair in my teeth....


So to make sure people don't say to go to the relationship thread......my other question is....

How do you get a girl who you are NOT in a relationship with, but are really close with, and may have sex soon (but your NOT in a relationship ) to shave her pubes???

Thanks.
#2
She's your girlfriend but you're not in a relationship?

Play truth or dare.

Example:

Her: Dare!

You: I dare you to shave your pubes.

or

Her: Truth!

You: Do you shave your pubes?

Her: Nooo...

You: Well why not?

And convince her from there.
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#4
Ok let me get this straight- so you are with a girl (your girlfriend) and want her to trim the hedges...yet you also have your eye on a girl (who isn't your girlfriend) and you want her to trim for the upcoming ****fest?

You playa!
#9
Pics or it...



Never mind actually.

She probably will... If she thinks you both are gonna go at it?
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#10
Just get over it. Everyone has hair, unless she's a pornstar. It's really hard to get a clean shave down there. As long as it's trimmed, you can't complain.
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#13
Just bring it up in conversation and ask if she shaves hers and when she says "no" then tell her she should as more men like it shaved, it considered unhygienic and say it improves the chances of getting crabs or something.
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#15
find a round table with a dim light hangig from the cealing and sit her downthe room must resemble every interigation center ever used in a movie of tv show. then brake it to her slowly she might cry or feel uncomfortable but comfort her and tell her its for the greater good it should do the trick
as for the other hoe you checkn out just use the easiest method

call her house from an unknown # and tell her to trim the weeds i prefer to use some freind you dont likes phone that way you have 2 hypothetical brick walls she must go through to find out you want her to cut down on polution
the blocked # and freind you dont like taking the fall

worked for me
#16
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OMG liek hair is teh gross!!!11!1

Like somebody else suggested, play truth or dare.
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#17
So is she your girlfriend or not?
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#18
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Was it like long ass hair or short?


Long

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Its not.
#19
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So is she your girlfriend or not?



Yes.

I added the last question so that this shouldn't go in the relationship thread.
she is my girlfriend
#20
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Long


Its not.

Because you haven't hit second base yet.

Wait until it's time to show the goods and she'll cut it off.


(the hair)
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#21
Really, how long can it be? Pubic hair is shed a lot faster than regular hair so it's impossible for it to grow longer than 6 cm, give or take.
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#24
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She's your girlfriend but you're not in a relationship?

Play truth or dare.

Example:

Her: Dare!

You: I dare you to shave your pubes.

or

Her: Truth!

You: Do you shave your pubes?

Her: Nooo...

You: Well why not?

And convince her from there.

win.

I remember making out with my girlfriend and she has long hair and was on top (i love it when they're on top) and her hair kept owning us and i remember waking up in the morning with hair in my mouth. it was sexy.
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#26
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Because you haven't hit second base yet.

Wait until it's time to show the goods and she'll cut it off.


(the hair)



We have touched, I have seen her bewbs, I've touched down there, just with cloths on though.
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We have touched, I have seen her bewbs, I've touched down there, just with cloths on though.

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#33
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She's your girlfriend but you're not in a relationship?

Play truth or dare.

Example:

Her: Dare!

You: I dare you to shave your pubes.

or

Her: Truth!

You: Do you shave your pubes?

Her: Nooo...

You: Well why not?

And convince her from there.


lol` that might actually work

i've used the same method to make my friend cough out if she has a boyfriend or not
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#34
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you guys are dumbasses. its IS his girlfriend.


That sort of stuff just cracks me up. I love it.

Anyways...

I'm gonna throw this out there one more time. Either just be straight forward, and say "if you don't do a little yardwork, we'll have problems" or play truth and dare, otherwise, there truly is no legal way.
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#36
yeah, just like, start talking about vaginas and mention in passing that you like it clean down there..

she'll take initiative from there, probably. unless she's like, really attatched to her pubes and thinks they're really special or something weird like that

otherwise, i dunno.

sorry if i'm not being helpful.

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#40
do it once, then ask her to. thats all you have to do. that what i did
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