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So yesterday I would have had the opportunity to be around some drunk and/or stoned people at a party, but I didn't go, because I don't drink or smoke. Next time, if I were to go, I wanna fcuk with them a little bit.

Does anyone have any funny stories or advice on messing with drunk or stoned people?
#4
drunk people are annoying as **** unless youre drunk too.

stoned people arnt really easy to mess with though
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Quote by mulletboy14
So yesterday I would have had the opportunity to be around some drunk and/or stoned people at a party, but I didn't go, because I don't drink or smoke. Next time, if I were to go, I wanna fcuk with them a little bit.

Does anyone have any funny stories or advice on messing with drunk or stoned people?


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#6
Yeah, I hate drunk people, which is kinda why I don't drink.
The only thing from my experience with stoned people is that they are kinda twitchy if you pretend to throw stuff at them.
#7
you will just be left out if you are stoned with them really. It will sux find something else to do if you aren't going to smoke.
#8
So you want lessons on how to be a douche and ruin someone's buzz?

Phail.

BTW, weed isn't alcohol. You'll find it considerably more difficult to "screw" with a stoner.
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#10
Why would you go if you don't drink or smoke? Usually those party pranks are being done by other people drunk or stoned- you'll end up getting your ass kicked.
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#12
I find it entertaining ruining other's fun. There, I said it.

They are all my friends, and I just want to mess with them. I don't go to the party's usually because I don't smoke or drink.

The party's aren't big open ones, its all just friends, so I wouldn't get my ass kicked. And I'm usually not the only sober one there, there are usually a few others.
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#13
I hate it when people try to "mess" with me when I'm stoned.

I don't know much about drunk people. At all the parties I've been to, the first person to pass out gets painted with makeup. It's great fun.

And about not drinking/smoking, why would you want to go if you don't want to do either?

Do you just hate smoking or do you not like cannabis? If it's only the actual smoking you wanna stay away from, I have two options for you.

Firecracker/hash brownies.
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drunk people are annoying as **** unless youre drunk too.

stoned people arnt really easy to mess with though

No.

Friend A: Jen is making me some water.
Friend B: What is she, jesus or something?

I found that hilarious. I had like, 2 drinks, but I don't think I was drunk. I was kinda off balance though.
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#16
bring a baseball and crack heads left and right yelling: "Edge or die, edge or die mother****ers!"
#17
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it just doesn't fit my life.





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#20
I know what you mean. I do drink a little but never enough to get drunk. Last week my friends came over to drink and they all "got drunk" meaning they got a little tipsy and acting like idiots.

"Look at me, I'm so drunk, let's see if I can walk in a straight line, hahah!" ...ugh, I also don't like those people who drink to get drunk, so most teenagers/people in their 20s. I treat my can of guinness the same way I treat my can of pepsi.
#21
Well, I guess it's up to the individual. Some people just don't like drugs, and that's cool I guess. As long as you don't preach at people who do like drugs, you're fine with me.

I, personally, don't knock anything until I've tried it. (unless it's overwhelmingly dangerous or utterly pointless, however.)
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I know what you mean. I do drink a little but never enough to get drunk. Last week my friends came over to drink and they all "got drunk" meaning they got a little tipsy and acting like idiots.

"Look at me, I'm so drunk, let's see if I can walk in a straight line, hahah!" ...ugh, I also don't like those people who drink to get drunk, so most teenagers/people in their 20s. I treat my can of guinness the same way I treat my can of pepsi.


Why not? It's a nice feeling being drunk.

That would be akin to me saying I don't like people who exercise just for the endorphin rush.
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#23
Yeah, I'm not a preacher or anything, even I hate preachers...
I just hate it, because half the people there drink the neck of bottle of beer, and are like "OMG, I'm so wasted"...they are just asking to be pranked...
#24
You don't deserve Grundy's avatar. Don't be that guy at the party who's the sober asshole killing buzzes. I'd lay a beat down.

EDIT:
If they're passed out in a bed without their shoes, DO NOT MESS WITH THEM.
I gave the guy who broke that rule on me a shiner.

That was me =[
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Quote by mulletboy14
So yesterday I would have had the opportunity to be around some drunk and/or stoned people at a party, but I didn't go, because I don't drink or smoke. Next time, if I were to go, I wanna fcuk with them a little bit.

Does anyone have any funny stories or advice on messing with drunk or stoned people?

**** you. I hate people like you
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Yeah, I'm not a preacher or anything, even I hate preachers...
I just hate it, because half the people there drink the neck of bottle of beer, and are like "OMG, I'm so wasted"...they are just asking to be pranked...


Yeah, I don't much like people who talk about being drunk while they're drunk.

I'm usually the guy at the party that everyone's asking, "Holy ****, is he gonna be OK?" And then I stumble up drunk/high/both with something like, "WTF are you talking about man, I'm fine! Let's get this **** goin' man, where's the party...."

I become an idiot when drunk and an intellectual when high. That's why I usually don't drink.
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Yeah, I don't much like people who talk about being drunk while they're drunk.

I'm usually the guy at the party that everyone's asking, "Holy ****, is he gonna be OK?" And then I stumble up drunk/high/both with something like, "WTF are you talking about man, I'm fine! Let's get this **** goin' man, where's the party...."

I become an idiot when drunk and an intellectual when high. That's why I usually don't drink.

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#28
this is a classic:
its called "dump truck"

1. eat chilly cheese frys, hamburgers, tacos, or anything that makes you sh*t alot 8-9 hours in advance
2. find said drunk of stoner (one that is passed out, preferably snoaring)
3. take a big sh*t on face or in mouth
thats it!

ProTip : pace yourself there may be more than one drunk, so sh*t in small bursts.
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Quote by pandemek
this is a classic:
its called "dump truck"

1. eat chilly cheese frys, hamburgers, tacos, or anything that makes you sh*t alot 8-9 hours in advance
2. find said drunk of stoner (one that is passed out, preferably snoaring)
3. take a big sh*t on face or in mouth
thats it!

ProTip : pace yourself there may be more than one drunk, so sh*t in small bursts.


Dude, if someone even took a dump NEAR me on purpose while I was sleeping, I would kick the **** out of them when I woke up the next morning.
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#30
Wait for them to get reall ****ed up, and then do really simple magic tricks to cheat them out of their money.
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Quote by mulletboy14
So yesterday I would have had the opportunity to be around some drunk and/or stoned people at a party, but I didn't go, because I don't drink or smoke. Next time, if I were to go, I wanna fcuk with them a little bit.

Does anyone have any funny stories or advice on messing with drunk or stoned people?



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#34
alright i don't condone doing this, but whenever i'm high my other stoner friends talk to me normally then start skipping words and parts of words to make me feel like i can't hear them correctly or something.

it really freaks stoned people out.

but really, just let people enjoy themselves.

AND FOR GOD SAKES, IF SOMEONE HAS THEIR SHOES OF WHILE THEY PASS OUT DON'T MESS WITH THEM!

i hate it so much when people mess with me when im drunk because they think they have a right to.

it's only if they keep their shoes on.
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I just don't feel the need... I don't know why... I prefer Dr. Pepper... sometimes Coca Cola...


you and I would make great friends.

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you and I would make great friends.

"Who needs alcohol when you have Dr. Pepper and Kool Aid?"


electric kool-aid I hope.
#38
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you and I would make great friends.

"Who needs alcohol when you have Dr. Pepper and Kool Aid?"


Yeah, you guys would get along swell with my six year old brother too.
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#39
You know what's more fun? Doing something that will make stoners think they're stoned when they're not.

For example, the first day I had my hair straightened (it used to be an afro), one of my stoner friends walked in and he was like "HOLY **** WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?! IT'S ALL STRAIGHT AND ****!" and then I was like "What are you talking about? It's as big and poofy as ever, dude you're trippin'," and then he was like "...Dude... I didn't smoke this morning... What the ****?!..." and then he ran out screaming and came back in and repeated that until one of his friends came in and was like "Dude what happened to your hair?" and then I fessed up in front of him.

See, now THAT is how to be an asshole to someone.
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Does anyone have any funny stories or advice on messing with drunk or stoned people?


Advice? Don't do it - unless you want to attach a legal duty of care between yourself and the drunk. In simple terms, anything that happens to him as a result of your actions will be on your plate, in most situations.
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