#1
if there was something you'd like to be invented (for guitar), what would that be? thanks a lot...
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#4
A device that fits onto the penis, allowing the guitarist to pick with his man-sausage whilst fretting with both hands.
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#6
Something that allows a FR bridge to be tuned and maintained like a hardtail while still being able to do crazy effects.
#7
For the first 5 frets to be colored like a guitar hero controller


kidding
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#8
-cool special effects, something that shoots big but short [as far as time goes] flames out of the very end of the headstock [blood might also be cool for some of you wrist slicing girly ass prix out there]

-a universal pedal, including all the good effects, wah, flanger, chorus, reverb, ect.

-a transparent guitar, with a stereo inside and all wou can see is the cd spinning and maybe some cool lookin neon lights, and the body of the guitar would be a touch screen to adjust the volume on the cd, [not for gigs, just for jammin along in your room]

-or maybe just the neon lights, coming from inside the guitar, and you can change the colors with a remote or something.
#9
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Something that allows a FR bridge to be tuned and maintained like a hardtail while still being able to do crazy effects.


PLUS FUCKIN' 1
#10
somehow make the guitar have midi control switches on the side of the body, either facing the ground or facing the ceiling. it would negate any need for foot switches, giving you more control of your stage presence. having to be at your pedalboard at certain times would never be an issue again.
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#11
ive already seen these, and they dont quite fit the catagory but, a double neck guitar, ad the fretboards and headstock are fingers, [pinky and index] making the notorious rock on sign wich nobody seems to know the exact meaning of, the other one i saw was a middle finger as the fretboard/headstock, and the body was a fist
#12
a guitar that shots bullets for every note i play

once i learn serrana ill be unstoppable
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ive already seen these, and they dont quite fit the catagory but, a double neck guitar, ad the fretboards and headstock are fingers, [pinky and index] making the notorious rock on sign wich nobody seems to know the exact meaning of, the other one i saw was a middle finger as the fretboard/headstock, and the body was a fist


Metal fingers is actually called the "Moloch" which is an Italian superstition. People used it to capture incoming negativity or cast negativity out. Lurk moar Dio.
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#16
A real good wammy bar, but only as a pedal. People have attempted these but they have all been ****...
#17
An automatic player for the guitar.
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#18
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A real good wammy bar, but only as a pedal. People have attempted these but they have all been ****...


What about the...... WHAMMY PEDAL?!?

Jesus christ what rock have you been under. The Whammy Pedal is on of the most infamous/legendary pedals of all time.
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#19
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-cool special effects, something that shoots big but short [as far as time goes] flames out of the very end of the headstock [blood might also be cool for some of you wrist slicing girly ass prix out there]

-a universal pedal, including all the good effects, wah, flanger, chorus, reverb, ect.

-or maybe just the neon lights, coming from inside the guitar, and you can change the colors with a remote or something.


1. Rammstein live?

2. multi fx pedal?

3. steve vai?
#20
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For the first 5 frets to be colored like a guitar hero controller

kidding


haha!! ...

a FR that was like a hard tail would be awesome ||
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#21
electronic machine head tuners so you can say how you want your guitar tuned and it will automatically tune it to whatever you want
#22
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electronic machine head tuners so you can say how you want your guitar tuned and it will automatically tune it to whatever you want


I honestly can't tell whether your being serious or taking the piss out of the Robot guitars.
#23
Im somewhat aware of those robot guitars, but those pot selecter deals or however that works, I aint too sure on, but there could be some cool **** you could do with electric machine heads,
#25
Something that sucks guitar skills out of a person's fingers . . .

Yeah, I'd like to suck out Herman Li's and Sam Totman's mojo . . . @.@

Cool . . .