#1
(hope it hasn't been done!!)

Got a quote that you think is hilarious but just doesn't fit in anywhere?

Got one that just needs to be heard regardless?

Put it here for all to enjoy!

They can be from UG but they don't have to be

(if you know who you're quoting, give them the cred for saying it)

to start the ball rolling:

"Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It said it was none of my business." - Steven Wright

"I believe that lobsters are the result of a terrible genetic accident involving nuclear radiation and cockroaches" - Dave Barry

"Why pay the Earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piecing together potatoes" - Top Tip from Viz magazine

let the quoting begin...
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#2
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I wet the bed every night.

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#3
"Milk was a bad idea"
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#4
"Why do gays look at porn, they've got their own knob to look at?" - Karl Pilkington
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#5
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Lol.

Yes.
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#6
"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber from having listened to you."

from Billy Madison
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#8
'When life gives you a T-Rex, go Ninja-kick it in the head' rayne from a webcomic the least i could do, google it dammit!
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#9
"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"
------Thompson------

"My final point about alchohol, about drugs, about Pornography...What business is it of your's what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemna on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em."
------Bill Hicks------

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
------Jimi Hendrix------

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
------Bill Hicks------
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#10
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
- William Congreve
#11
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"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"
------Thompson------


Someones been listening to A7x I see.

Before I get flamed. Yes, I'm aware that it's a quote from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.
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#12
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Someones been listening to A7x I see.

Before I get flamed. Yes, I'm aware that it's a quote from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

I saw it in Fear and Loathing, and I'm kinda obsessed with Thompson. I don't listen to A7x ever, but they do have some good stuff.
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#13
"I like to be the best guitarist in the room, so there are a lot of rooms I don't go into."

Who knows it?
#14
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"Why do gays look at porn, they've got their own knob to look at?" - Karl Pilkington

Haha yes!
"How would I know which one I was?" (On dopplegangers)
"I could eat a knob at night."
"I'm just sayin', I don't like fun"
"You won't get anything done by planning."
"Stay green. Stay in the woods. Stay safe." (On chameleons)

All by the legend that is Karl Pilkington haha
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yes but thats not very nice
e-married to the most fabulous Fashionista ever, Rarity
e-mom to Scootaloo, somehow
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Let's warm our wings, fly through the clouds, and dance in the sky, mon capitaine.

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Spit is a milf

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#17
noel gallgher- (playing in a chapel to five hundred people) westlife, thats how you know thers no god (shocked sigh from crowd) sorry, but its true.

george bush-the french dont have a word for entrepeneur
same again-this is not a fight against the religion of islam, but the nation of islam itself (not quite right but there abouts)

syd abrrett-It must be me, Its what I am!
Vegetable man! Where are you?
Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah Hah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah - oh!

thats it george bush says some dumb things
#19
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

Everyone should know this I think.
#20
^ yup
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#21
"the olympics are gonna cost 9 point whatever billion pounds and are gonna raise the morale of the country. for 9 billion pounds you could right "f-off" germany on the moon! THAT would definatly raise the moral of the country"
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#22
When asked to renounce Satan on his deathbed, Voltaire responded "Now is not the time to be making enemies". I like that quote.
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