#1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1026442/Dont-listen-liberals--Right-wingers-really-nicer-people-latest-research-shows.html

The emo suicide article was bad journalism, but this is just taking subjective news to amazing new levels. I love how tabloid newspapers pass themselves off as legitimate news


Yes, I'm fairly liberal, but it's because of that that I'd find it ridiculous that a newspaper was saying either left or right wing people are 'nicer'. Regardless of whatever professor they're quoting...

The culprit here is not those on the Left who embrace progressive ideas but the ideas themselves.


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#3
Wahhhh Wahhh the mean old newspaper said things I don't agree with.

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#4


Everyone knows the Mail is written by morons for morons. The only people who don't know are the morons. Let them play.
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#7
Aaah, a lot of people forget the first rule of Dealing with the national press -:
Ignorance is Bliss
( I read the mail... Only for the sport and cartoons in the middle, the rest of a black comedy for all the wrong reasons)...
Also, you forget - The only reason people take the Mail more seriously than the Sun and Mirror is because they don't have some girls' tits plastered over the third page. Add a sprinkling of the likes of Keeley to the daily mail, and all of a sudden even the bloody Mirror starts looking a bit more respectable
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#8
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The daily mail: Britain's most successful and well-funded troll since 1896.


Fixed.

Or the biggest national prank in history.
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#9
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Aaah, a lot of people forget the first rule of Dealing with the national press -:
Ignorance is Bliss
( I read the mail... Only for the sport and cartoons in the middle, the rest of a black comedy for all the wrong reasons)...
Also, you forget - The only reason people take the Mail more seriously than the Sun and Mirror is because they don't have some girls' tits plastered over the third page. Add a sprinkling of the likes of Keeley to the daily mail, and all of a sudden even the bloody Mirror starts looking a bit more respectable


Yeah, basically The Daily Mail takes itself more seriously so people assume it can be taken seriously. Which is stupid, but it seems to work for them with the idiots who read it.
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#11
Good ole Daily Phail.
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#12
Calling the Daily Mail "the Mail" is akin to calling Mien Kampf "Ol' Kampfy".

The whole thing is a shit rag. Its conservative pornography. The last refuge of outdated ideas and thinly veiled racism.
#13
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Where is this war?
Is it the fact you were moaning in the pit?


Actually I'm car bombing their high level editing staff tonight.


I probs shouldn't even joke, there'll be an article about internet violence in the mail tomorrow
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#14
Just continued reading and found this gem
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#15
Hai guise!

This iis the daily mail, latest news:

Left wingers will go black parade lulz!


#16
it does my nut in
why does everyone have to think that suicide is the persons fault
if people could only see its the fxcking chavs
gr im annoyed now
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#17
So basically they're saying that Hitler was nicer than Tony Blair....

....hmmm.... I don't like right wing tabloid papers.
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#18
I get it now!!! The Daily Prophet in Harry Potter is a spin on the Daily Mail! HAHA!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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I get it now!!! The Daily Prophet in Harry Potter is a spin on the Daily Mail! HAHA!

Similarly, I'm pretty sure that there was an instance where Uncle Vernon was reading the Daily Mail at the table, probably as J.K. Rowling's little joke at the Mail's expense.
#20
You better watch out TS. Don't underestimate the Postal Service.

Cause when you control the mail, you control, information!!
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#21
We all know it was Rising House Prices that killed Princess Diana, who is the same person who kidnapped Madeline McCann because everything we ever do is going to KILL KILL KILL US!!


From the Mails point-of-view anyway
#22
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You better watch out TS. Don't underestimate the Postal Service.

Cause when you control the mail, you control, information!!

If this was your idea of a "joke",fail.

If this was an example of ignorance,fail.

I understand that you're American,however,the amount bitching done about the Daily Fail in the pit should be enough for any pitmonkey to realise it is a newspaper.
#23
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If this was your idea of a "joke",fail.

If this was an example of ignorance,fail.

I understand that you're American,however,the amount bitching done about the Daily Fail in the pit should be enough for any pitmonkey to realise it is a newspaper.


Dude I don't even know what this thread's getting at, I just saw it was about mail and made a Newman reference.
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#26
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1026442/Dont-listen-liberals--Right-wingers-really-nicer-people-latest-research-shows.html

The emo suicide article was bad journalism, but this is just taking subjective news to amazing new levels. I love how tabloid newspapers pass themselves off as legitimate news


Yes, I'm fairly liberal, but it's because of that that I'd find it ridiculous that a newspaper was saying either left or right wing people are 'nicer'. Regardless of whatever professor they're quoting...


Argh.

You say that like The Grauniad is any better. ALL newspapers are bull, because they ALL reflect the political bias of the owner/editor.
If you don't like the research, challenge it's methodolgy or something. Just don't decry it because it critices YOU, as a liberal.
#27
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Dude I don't even know what this thread's getting at, I just saw it was about mail and made a Newman reference.


Hence the reason you should read at least a couple of sentences in any thread before posting.

#29
I don't know how anyone could possibly get worked up about this. Get over it and carry on with your life is my suggestion.
#30
How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?
Tell them asylum seekers kill paedophiles.
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