#1
So I was talking with my NOT MY YOUTH PASTOR last night (at like 10:30-12:00) and among having a nice chat and whatnot, he told me that in middle school he had a teacher by the name of "Fonda Cox" only thing was... she was a lesbian!

guess she wasn't so fond of them after all...

post any ironic names like this!

EDIT: fixed for all you immature people
Last edited by whatadrag at Jun 15, 2008,
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woodshop teacher names Mr. Wood...
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Your youth pastor was cracking sex jokes with you at midnight?
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^ a bit wierd i,ll say ha!
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Your youth pastor was cracking sex jokes with you at midnight?

+1
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Your youth pastor was cracking sex jokes with you at midnight?


lol yes we were talking about how school shapes you to be acceptable in today's society except that today's society isn't exactly pro-christian you know?

and besides 1. it was funny
2. it was midnight everyones a little kooky then
3. I just used kooky in a sentence lol


EDIT: the reason I was at his house is because he invited a bunch of us over to watch Office Space.


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woodshop teacher names Mr. Wood...


I suggest you look up the definition of irony before posting.
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eileen dover, ben dover


Those aren't ironic...


How about an Asian guy named Dixie Normous?
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A dog named Winchester. Wait... that wouldn't be ironic, just awesome. I have no idea then.
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Those aren't ironic...


How about an Asian guy named Dixie Normous?

Lol, but
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the reason I was at his house is because he invited a bunch of us over to watch Office Space.

Anyone else think this isn't helping how the situation looks?
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What about that asian guy named William Hung?

Get it? Get it? Haha.


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Anyone else think this isn't helping how the situation looks?


yeah dont worry im getting the whole dodgyness tone to it aswell its not just you
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Steel worker named Woodrow...
Not really ironic but I'm tired.
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Anyone else think this isn't helping how the situation looks?


+1

EDIT:also he's inviting you to watch a boring old-a*s movie that some of you KIDS might probably DOZE off

so to sum it up

A pastor that tells children sex jokes at midnight while they are in his house watching boring movies,maybe napping.

Is it just me or...?
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yea i know but i cant think of any those are funny though because i know a ben dover
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