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#1
Ok so i have a half sister who is about to turn 14. Just last week me, her, and her friend had to go to a local vicotory party for a local solicitor. So there was alcohol there and she was asking for me to try and get her some. Im 17 btw. But i wasnt gonna risk my ass to get her alcohol. She is alwas having to steal small amounts of alcohol from my dad whenever her friends come over and its a hassle.

I will be moving in with her and my dad next year and i was thinking in would be a good bonding experience to just get her a cheap 6 pack of some gas station ****. Nothing hard, maybe some wine coolers.


Either this or hopefully be the first to get her stoned.

any thoughts?
#3
are you serious? will her father know about this then?

you know what kind of trouble you could get in for that?
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#4
I'm not quite sure what you're asking...

EDIT: Nevermind, I read it again and understand now.


You make it seem like you want her for sexual purposes...
#7
Sedating your sister for incest?
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#10
WTF is wrong with your sister? She's only 13 years and already drinking?
I didn't start drinking until I was 18 years old. My brother is 14 and never had more than a sip of beer.
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#11
Not a good idea.

I know other girls who started drinking, even just some, at that age.

2-3 have gotten pregnant because they had sex while they were drunk, and other's just aren't the same. They've lost friends, and haven't really gained any new ones.


You're the big brother though. If you wanna do it, do it.
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#12
im saying would it be wrong to give me 14 yr old sister a 6 pack of some cheap gas station **** for her 14th birthday.


its not like i would give her a bottle of vodka. And if she already drinks im not gonna preach to her about it.
#13
Dude, you're scaring me.


It sounds like you really, REALLY want to rape your sister.

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#14
Wow... she's 14... she doesn't need to get into alcohol or pot at that age. She should at least wait till she's out of high school in my opinion.
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Not a good idea.

I know other girls who started drinking, even just some, at that age.

2-3 have gotten pregnant because they had sex while they were drunk, and other's just aren't the same. They've lost friends, and haven't really gained any new ones.


You're the big brother though. If you wanna do it, do it.


Think about that.
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im saying would it be wrong to give me 14 yr old sister a 6 pack of some cheap gas station **** for her 14th birthday.


its not like i would give her a bottle of vodka. And if she already drinks im not gonna preach to her about it.

Bad idea. Don't do it. It's sad that the world has no common sense anymore.
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Wow... she's 14... she doesn't need to get into alcohol or pot at that age. She should at least wait till she's out of high school in my opinion.

This is borderline sad. Corupting your sister.
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#20
Go ahead and inhibit her brain development.
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#21
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Giving alcohol to a 14 year old is a great bonding experiance?


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#23
Eh, I think it'd better she begettin drunk in a safe controlled area then out partying.

Don't give her drugs though mmkay, drugs are bad.
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#24
i'd say smack yourself until you realze how you failed as a brother......


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#25
I think it's a bad idea and to wait until she's older. If she's just with friends though, and you're there to supervise, it might be okay.
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#26
She needs to learn how to acquire her own booze. You'll be doing her a favour by forcing her to be resourceful. Why don't you leave your sister alone and go out into the real world and look for a girlfriend?

Edit: this is your first ever post here and you're already trying to seduce your sister?
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She needs to learn how to acquire her own booze. You'll be doing her a favour by forcing her to be resourceful. Why don't you leave your sister alone and go out into the real world and look for a girlfriend?


Best idea in the thread.


TS, do this. Get your priorities straight.

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She needs to learn how to acquire her own booze. You'll be doing her a favour by forcing her to be resourceful. Why don't you leave your sister alone and go out into the real world and look for a girlfriend?



...ohhh you're cool.

And how am i corrupting her if she already drinks? I didnt drink tht early either but im not angel myself.
#32
This is wrong on so many levels.
Its just common sense, NO...-.-
but seriously it sounds like you want to screw your sister -.-
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#33
Dude shes ****ing 14. Dont let her drink at that age! If she was 16-17 i could understand getting booze for but 14?! Thats diffrent. Have some common sense, be good brother! Tell her stop shes too young man! Do you want her to **** up her life? I hate to say this but it seems like you want to **** up her life.
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#34
......ARE YOU ****ED!!!! last person i knew who drank at 13..got prego...and their life is ****ed up..do you really want to have a ****ed up drugged up ***** as a sister...really no offense but dude..think you are her big brother....
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#35
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...ohhh you're cool.

And how am i corrupting her if she already drinks? I didnt drink tht early either but im not angel myself.



And you want her to continue drinkin at the age of 13?... You know how much trouble etc she'll get into? She's ****in 13 years old. I can promise you that by the time she's 18 she'll be a real slut.
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...ohhh you're cool.

And how am i corrupting her if she already drinks? I didnt drink tht early either but im not angel myself.


You're making it worse by influencing it further. Would you really like me to go into detail what it'll do to her body in the future? Ill post pics of the damages livers and other organs if you really want to see. You'll be an uncle very soon if you do this, I can guarantee you that.

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#38
Don't give her alcohol or weed, she's probably too young to use them correctly. I'm not saying either of those are bad, I'm just saying that when people are that immature, they aren't ready for things like drugs, she would probably only take the experience of drinking or getting high and wear it like a badge for her peers to drool over. But if you must, give her something that isn't physically addicting(hint...hint).
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#39
If you do, don't get them hard liquor because they'll just get really ****ed up.

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She needs to learn how to acquire her own booze. You'll be doing her a favour by forcing her to be resourceful.

+1

You could teach her the ways of booting that'd be a great bonding experience.
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#40
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..well i dont.

You cant even get drunk off a 6 pack...You guys are making way to big a deal outta this.



And you only want to give her alcohol if she gets drunk off her ass?

Why don't you go drink yourself and let your sister be a ****in child.
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