#1
I really need the help of the almighty pit.

What would be a great birthday for a 16 year old female aka my girlfriend?

Any ideas?
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#7
give her a cool card. flowers. take her to see the new hulk movie, then go home, make out, and watch spongebob and/or power rangers.

that's what I'd do with my girlfriend.
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#12
Make her a mixed cd, buy her a teddy bear, and roses. And write her a note telling her exactly how you feel.

Trust me, It's the greatest present ever from a girl's point of view. =]
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Make her a mixed cd, buy her a teddy bear, and roses. And write her a note telling her exactly how you feel.

Trust me, It's the greatest present ever from a girl's point of view. =]



You means it's not an E-Z Bake oven!?!! OR chloroform!?!?


#14
throw her a party in the pooper!
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Make her a mixed cd

i thought girls think tapes are more romantic...
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i thought girls think tapes are more romantic...

I don't think so, because who really has a tape player these days?
#17
get her a nice bracelet or something, and yeah a mix cd of something you wrote for her, or her favourite songs.

hey sorry to kind of get off track, but what would one get their boyfriend for his 18th?
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hey sorry to kind of get off track, but what would one get their boyfriend for his 18th?


Seriously?
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Seriously?


am i serious about being sorry, or needing to know?

well both.
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#22
hey sorry to kind of get off track, but what would one get their boyfriend for his 18th?

I'll give you a clue, it involves your asshole.
#23
um. well...as much as i lover him...no.

something kind of...not that.
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#24
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get her a nice bracelet or something, and yeah a mix cd of something you wrote for her, or her favourite songs.

hey sorry to kind of get off track, but what would one get their boyfriend for his 18th?

Sex, Oral,Surprise Buttsex, or Trannies.
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Take her to a baseball game. You can kiss her on the strikes, and she can kiss you on the balls.

am i the only one laughing at the last part of that sentance??? lmao. i love being slap happy.

but id say do a variety of things, varying on how long you've been together. like a mix cd with your guys favorite songs, etc. movie, dinner, a park, flowers. take her shopping if she likes shopping. and dont complain, she'll enjoy it even more. and give advice, dont act like you dont care. haha
#27
Meh, just cook a meal and put some ****ing candles out, get her jewellery or something.

Don't get her anything too expensive- she might leave you and sell it.
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#31
How are we supposed to know? What kind of things does she like? What kind of person is she? You should know you're her boyfriend, so go think about what she enjoys and im sure it'll be pretty easy.