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#1
So i'm talking to this girl from here on AIM..I thought this was priceless so I posted it. I removed her name so she wouldn't get spammed. Obviously, i'm timihendrix91

Her (1:29:15 AM): soo I can't help it
TimiHendrix91 (1:29:29 AM): lol that's bs and you know it.
Her(1:29:49 AM): bs?
TimiHendrix91 (1:29:57 AM): ..lol
TimiHendrix91 (1:30:01 AM): yes
Her (1:30:06 AM): what is bs?
TimiHendrix91 (1:30:38 AM): britney spears
TimiHendrix91 (1:30:52 AM): people say it when someone says something ridiculous because of how ridiculous britney spears is
Her: o ok LOL
#2
lol...u have special friends
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lmao
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The surprise sex must be easy.
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#6
is your friend blonde?
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#7
is she hot? do her. rape her. kill her. her her


herrrrrrrr I'm an airplane!!!!
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is your friend blonde?

We're not friends lol..she's some girl that goes here that started talking to me over UG profiles. Apparently she has an e-boyfriend that goes here.
#10
Chances are she's on her own forum site posting the same convo and saying how easy it was to make you think she was stupid.
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We're not friends lol..she's some girl that goes here that started talking to me over UG profiles. Apparently she has an e-boyfriend that goes here.



You've said too much.We now have enough info to find her.
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I call BS... there are no girls on the interwebz

First of all, you fail.


Second of all, what BS are you talking about?


Third of all,
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is she hot? do her. rape her. kill her. her her


herrrrrrrr I'm an airplane!!!!


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Chances are she's on her own forum site posting the same convo and saying how easy it was to make you think she was stupid.

That would be amazing, actually.
#16
Her (1:40:05 AM): some1 came on my chatbox N wrote "are you talkin to Tim on AIM?"
I said yes
They said bs stands for bull****
TimiHendrix91 (1:40:10 AM): lmao

ohcrap

#17
Told you i'd find her!!

I WIN!!!
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Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
First of all, you fail.


Second of all, what BS are you talking about?


Third of all,


I fail...



I call... uh...

Broad Sword...

BS?

No.

*shame*
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Quote by Spamwise
Her (1:40:05 AM): some1 came on my chatbox N wrote "are you talkin to Tim on AIM?"
I said yes
They said bs stands for bull****
TimiHendrix91 (1:40:10 AM): lmao

ohcrap



I'm amazed at how fast they found her.
#20
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
is she hot? do her. rape her. kill her. her her


herrrrrrrr I'm an airplane!!!!




Anyway I told my little cousin bs meant butt surfers. He ****s himself everytime someone says bs now.

Seriously you have a good chance at getting the bang bang skeet skeet. Tell her its a lollipop


hehe lol-ipop.
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Her (1:40:05 AM): some1 came on my chatbox N wrote "are you talkin to Tim on AIM?"
I said yes
They said bs stands for bull****
TimiHendrix91 (1:40:10 AM): lmao

ohcrap


Quick! uuhhh... *knocks shit over in panic*


FAP!!!
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#23
I found her!!
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Me too..



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#25
Seriously easy to find her. Go to his UG profile, then go to comments, see a name called julie - obviously female - and go to her profile - pink writing and bimbo - obviously stupid enough to believe that BS stands for Britney Spears.

People got there before me just.
#26
I did.I told her what bs means!

i recommend you delete this TS.
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#27
roflmao at this thread!

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#28
No, but seriously, let's talk about Clueless...



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#29
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Seriously easy to find her. Go to his UG profile, then go to comments, see a name called julie - obviously female - and go to her profile - pink writing and bimbo - obviously stupid enough to believe that BS stands for Britney Spears.

People got there before me just.



Timihendrix91: BS doesn't actually stand for britney spears
Her: so you lied to me? LOL


(please note i am not adding the LOL's for effect..)



i recommend you delete this TS.

Lol i thought about it..But there's really no reason to. I would expect something like this done to me if i was in her position.
#30
Oh man,i win so much!
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#31
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No, but seriously, let's talk about Clueless...



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I swear to God, when I saw this thread, I thought it was going to be about that movie. haha
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No, but seriously, let's talk about Clueless...



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That movie had a good soundtrack. Mighty Mighty Bosstones FTW!

Radiohead kicks some ass too.
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#34
what is this thread about now?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#35
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what is this thread about now?


How I pwned the TS by finding the chick he was making fun of.
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what is this thread about now?

I'm not sure, really. It kind of lost it's purpose when the Clueless poster was posted.
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#37
It's gained a new purpose. Posting about the immense film/ tv series that was Clueless. I remember it as the first place I saw the guy who plays Turk in Scrubs.

Eben now watching Scrubs it sometimes comes into my head about him being in Clueless.
#38
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It's gained a new purpose. Posting about the immense film/ tv series that was Clueless. I remember it as the first place I saw the guy who plays Turk in Scrubs.

Eben now watching Scrubs it sometimes comes into my head about him being in Clueless.



Holy shatner,he is in that!!!!

I just realized that!!!
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#39
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It's gained a new purpose. Posting about the immense film/ tv series that was Clueless. I remember it as the first place I saw the guy who plays Turk in Scrubs.

Eben now watching Scrubs it sometimes comes into my head about him being in Clueless.



Yeah, and then some girl will be whining about something, and the lead charecter girl comes into my head. You know when she wants something and she's like "But daddddddy. I remember watching that movie everyday..


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#40
Oh I gave her a link to this thread TS.
Soon you will sit on the bench
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You sell a dream you create
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Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
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