#1
When I was 16, I got my first time part time at a local pizza place. One of the guys on my shift was retarded, literally. Any ways the dude was about 23, I used to see him picking his nose and eating it and doing all sorts of other sick pleasures. Then, one day, it all changed.
I ****ing caught the dude sticking his wiener into the marinara and then whipping out and dragging it through the mozzarella and the rest of the toppings. He just stared at me with this dumb (no pun intended) look on his face with his jaw hanging down and his pants at half mast with his wiener covered in marinara, cheese, olives, etc.
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#3
Quote by British Josh
Today, I was working, like usual. One of the guys on my shift is retarded, literally. Any ways the dude is about 23, I've seen him picking his nose and eating it and doing all sorts of other sick pleasures. Then, today, it all changed.
I ****ing caught the dude sticking his wiener into the marinara and then whipping out and dragging it through the mozzarella and the rest of the toppings. He just stared at me with this dumb (no pun intended) look on his face with his jaw hanging down and his pants at half mast with his wiener covered in marinara, cheese, olives, etc.



What do you think?
Bands I've seen live:

Def Leppard
Journey
Tool
Testament
Megadeth
Slayer
Mastodon
Deftones
Alice in Chains
Foo Fighters
Rodrigo y Gabriela
#5
Who cleaned it off, since he obviously didn't have the mental capacity to do it himself?
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#6


I'm shocked, but I can't stop laughing at the same time!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#10
yeah thats why in Canada we have whats known as health professionals and people watching who they hire
#11
Dude, that's ****ed up, big time.
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#12
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you licked it off?



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#13
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I'm shocked, but I can't stop laughing at the same time!


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#14
im loling so bad right now

i pictured the guy from scary movie when reading that

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#18
Well... thats special (lolpun)
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